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kaybeeebetchXO9

1. kaybeeebetchXO9
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2010 8:46pm UTC
   Come on; let's be real.
   who else favorites every witty quote they can for good facebook status's? i do(:
   
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2. kaybeeebetchXO9
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2010 1:16pm UTC
   So i was listening in on my sister and mother talking...
   "Mom, i want to be exactly like you. I look up to you the most of everyone. Kind of like my hero. What is that called?"
   "A role model sweetie."
   "Mommie, you're my role model."
   My mom kissed her head and then the strangest thing happened...
   She started to cry.
   After all my mom has been through, getting divorced, a depression.... it warmed her heart, even on a cold day like today to hear my sister say that. I sit here thinking about it, and i almost start to cry.
   I LOVE YOU MOMMIE <3
   
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3. kaybeeebetchXO9
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2010 12:34am UTC
   i want to meet the man
   that had the bright idea to take
   Peanut butter
   &
   Grape Jelly;
   stuff them between 2
   FRESH BAKED
   slices of
   Italian Bread
   && shake that mans hand(:
   *this was supposed to be centered.. so i just fixed an old quote (:
   
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4. kaybeeebetchXO9
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   January 3, 2010 12:25am UTC
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5. kaybeeebetchXO9
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   December 4, 2009 4:41pm UTC
   BECOME A FAN OF WITTY PROFILES ON FACEBOOK!
   they have all of 75 members:( come on you guys, lets represent!
   
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6. kaybeeebetchXO9
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2009 10:48pm UTC
   Katy- Which one is he?
   Karen- He’s over there! Dressed in all red.
   Katy- The one that looks like a giant tampon?!
   Karen- Yeah him!
   iloveyoubestfriendª
   
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7. kaybeeebetchXO9
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   November 30, 2009 5:32pm UTC
   F’13RCE(:
   class of 2013
   ツ
   
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8. kaybeeebetchXO9
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   November 24, 2009 3:15pm UTC
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9. kaybeeebetchXO9
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   November 16, 2009 6:49pm UTC
   Hello,
   My name is Katy;
   And I'm a Facebook addict.
   and damn proud of it(:
   
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10. kaybeeebetchXO9
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    November 16, 2009 6:40pm UTC
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11. kaybeeebetchXO9
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    November 11, 2009 1:25pm UTC
    I wanna get back
    To the old days;;
    when the phone would ring
    And I knew it was you…
    
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12. kaybeeebetchXO9
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 1:10pm UTC
    i want to meet the man
    that had the bright idea to take
    Peanut butter
    &
    Grape Jelly;
    stuff them between
    2
    FRESH BAKED
    slices of
    Italian Bread
    && shake that mans hand(:
    
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