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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  2. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 2:03pm UTC
    "You ask!" "No, you!" "Please just ask!" "Why can't you do it?"
    "Fine... Excuse me,
    can we have some ketchup? "
    -first ever quote :D

  4. funsizedlilpunk97 funsizedlilpunk97
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 10:19pm UTC
    Does anybody else love it when a boys voice gets
    softer
    When he talks toyou..

    not my format

  5. TheEscape TheEscape
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    When you really love someone,
    age, distance, height, weight..
    is just a damn number♥

  6. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  7. supercalafragalisticexpialadocious supercalafragalisticexpialadocious
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    Today, I answered the door to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying "Trick or Treat", a boy dressed as Kanye pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy.
    They both got extra candy.
    MLIA.

  8. justanothergirl_xo8 justanothergirl_xo8
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    ready for the test?
    ...dude what test?

  9. hannah1995 hannah1995
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 10:17am UTC
    I survived the Witty crash of October 4/5, 2010

  10. supercalafragalisticexpialadocious supercalafragalisticexpialadocious
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    Today, I had a fight with
    my alarm clock. It wanted me to
    wake up; I disagreed.
    Things got violent.
    Now the alarm clocks broken
    and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won.
    MLIA.

  11. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    I'm A Senior In High School.
    Our School Has A Preschool Wing, And When I Was Heading To Class Today, A Little Girl With Autism Stopped Me In The Hallway.
    She Smiled At Me, Took My Hand, And Said, "You're Really Pretty."
    Her Teacher Cried;
    The Girl Hadn't Spoken In Over A Year.
    ~KidsGiveMeHope

  12. annie8996 annie8996
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    I sat next to a soldier on a plane yesterday.
    He was looking at a yearbook of kids and I asked if one of them was his. He smiled, pointed to two kids hugging, and said, "That's my wife and me in first grade."
    -LGMH. ♥

  13. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    When Someone
    Randomly falls out of their chair during class :D

  14. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  15. Bestupid Bestupid
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    10 /10/10
    this day will only come once every 1000 years
    So make this worth living for.

  16. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    One Night I Was In My Bathroom And I Cut Myself.
    My Dog Was Watching Me From My Room, Rushed In, Growling At The Razor I Had Dropped And Nudged My Bleeding Arm.
    For The Rest Of Her Life She Refused To Let Me Go Into A Bathroom Myself.
    Even When She Was Dying She Still Followed Me.
    She Died One Year Ago Today.
    I Hadn't Cut In Four Years.
    Her Love Gives Me Hope.
    ~LoveGivesMeHope

  17. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    god created man before
    woman
    beacuse...
    ( you always need a rough draft. )

  18. little_miss_sunshine_15 little_miss_sunshine_15
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    I Hope my kids see the day
    ♥ when cancer is just a zodiac sign♥

  19. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    Tonight,
    I Cried More Than I Have In
    Years.
    Tonight,
    My Cheeks Turn Black
    Because Of
    Dripping Eyeliner
    Tomorrow,
    I'll Go To School Like Nothing's
    Wrong
    Tomorrow,
    No One Will Notice That I'm Lying...
    AGAIN.
    ~SixBillionSecrets
    Format by Hazel_Eyes_09

  20. taylott216 taylott216
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    Your "truth"
    is just
    lies.
    all mine
    no jocking. <3

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