Miss susie had a sailboat, the sailboat had a bell dingding
miss susy went to heaven, the sailboat went to
hello operater give me number 9
and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your
behind the frigerator, there was a piece of glass.
miss susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadows, bees are in the park,
miss susie and her boy friend are kissing in the dark!
darker then the ocean, darker then the sea
darker then the underwear my momma puts on me
i know i love my ma
i know i love my pa
i know i hate my sister
the fourty acre bra bra bra
funny song i learned at camp(: