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yourcool
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:39pm UTC

i'm not saying she's a hoe...
i'm just saying that she's been on more wieners than heinz ketchup.

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codielovesbluue
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC

mom: hey, wanna hear something funny?
me: sure.
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is?
me: no?
mom: a calender actually has dates.
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know.
codielovesbluue

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BelieberChicxxx
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February 6, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you. シシシシシシシシシシシシ

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summertimex023
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 1:39pm UTC

The worst thing about being
lied to is simply knowing you
weren't worth the truth.

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LoverOfMusic
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 8:34am UTC

'Your from Australia?
COOL. (:
Do you like, ride kangaroos to school?'
'Mate, the cool kids ride emus.'

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dydy
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June 7, 2011 8:42am UTC

people shouldn't say lol when they really mean lqtmsbiwfefmtlol--laughing quietly to my self because it wasn't funny enough for me to laugh out loud

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oxjoyyxo769
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC

----> A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper. <----
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

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Remember_December
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 2:09pm UTC

;
The reason that seesaws have
two seats is because that way there is always
someone to bring you back up when you go down.

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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Florida
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 8:39am UTC

Some do Drugs
But I do need to
his love gives me the same effect:)

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Priya10
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 8:51am UTC

Inches away,
Or M i l e s a p a r t;
We're Best friends at mind,
Sisters at Heart.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shannonleigh
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May 12, 2011 7:51pm UTC

you might have given me 100 reasons to give up but i still go back to the one reason i fell for you in the first place....

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ilove_him
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 8:05am UTC

i've liked you ;
s i n c e d a y o n e [ ♥ ]

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yesiyesy
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 12:35am UTC

click to see this quote

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 3:26pm UTC

Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar, how much money would you have in total?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You dont know your maths.
Student: YOU DON'T KNOW MY DAD.
♥

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coldgirll
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 11:20am UTC

3am phone call:
"Hey, are you asleep?"
"No, I'm skydiving."

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