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kaedria1

1. kaedria1
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   So Today,
   I looked at every single house in Stratford Canada.. on google earth.
   There for, I saw Justin Bieber's house.
   ♥
   
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2. kaedria1
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   Justin Bieber.<3
   Is gay? He has a girlfriend.
   Can't sing? Usher and Justin Timberlake fought over him.
   Is ugly? Millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, and he's on millions of posters everywhere.
   He's weak? He broke his foot on stage and carried on singing.
   He's heartless? Listen to pray.
   He's unsuccessful? 17 years old, 29 songs, 3 albums, 9 music videos,1 movie,1 book, 20 awards, 2 tours, 86 shows, 40 million fans.
   Do your research before you talk.
   
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3. kaedria1
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   September 12, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   When I was little, I used to pretend the fan was my microphone & sang in it... just because my voice sounded super-extra-cool.
   just me? :D
   
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4. kaedria1
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   March 22, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   Rebecca Black & her friends should have to wear seatbelts in her music video.<3
   
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5. kaedria1
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 9:54pm UTC
   "hahaha, you failed."
   "yeah? so did your dad's condom."
   
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6. kaedria1
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   March 22, 2011 9:50pm UTC
   "dude, she just called you awkward."
   ....
   "oh hell no, hold my turtle."
   <3
   
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7. kaedria1
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 9:42pm UTC
   & i am the only one who;
   checks my phone for no reason,
   will go out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf,
   always hear my name, when its not being called,
   use the word "thingy" when i can't remember what something is called,
   pretending i'm writing in class so the teacher won't call on me,
   says the entire alphabet because u can't remember what letter comes next?jfhkulfu
   .??? :;;;
   
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8. kaedria1
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 9:35pm UTC
   A boy is crying while watching TV.
   Mum: What's wrong?
   Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
   Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
   Boy: That's why I'm crying.
   -i hate justin haters):
   0-
   
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9. kaedria1
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 1:43pm UTC
   "like a good neighbor; state farm is there."
   fav. if you sang that like they do in the commercials. :)
   
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10. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:55am UTC
    & who else tries to complete tasks before the microwave goes off?
    :)
    
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11. kaedria1
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    March 16, 2011 10:29am UTC
    Oh, witty's different?
    Would have never known if people didn't make all these quotes about it.
    :)
    thanks captain obvious.
    
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12. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Me, "Stick that in your juice box & suck it."
    Nathan, "Yeah, well open a bag of chips & blow it."
    Me, "Wait, what?"
    Nathan, "I don't know, I just tried thinking of something cool to say."
    Fav. for those awkward friends(:
    
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13. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    & if you wanna be two faced;
    sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
    
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14. kaedria1
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    March 13, 2011 2:09pm UTC
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15. kaedria1
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    March 13, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    SO STiCK THAT iN YOUR
    JUiCE BOX
    &&
    SUCK iT.
    -favvvv?
    <3you.
    
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16. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    who i would like to meet;
    a guy that's actually worth my time.
    </3
    
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17. kaedria1
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    March 13, 2011 1:52pm UTC
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18. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    got a problem with me? solve it.
    think i'm trippin'? tie my shoes.
    can't stand me? sit back down.
    can't face me? turn around.
    
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19. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    go insane, go insane;
    throw some glitter make it rain.
    -KE$HA. :)
    
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20. kaedria1
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    So hold your head up girl, and you'll go far;; listen to me when i say,
    your beautiful in a way; cause God makes no mistakes, i'm on the right track baby i was
    born this way.
    -lady gaga. :D
    
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