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kaaarolcia
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June 14, 2013 3:41pm UTC

what invension has made it possible to walk through walls?
the door

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kaaarolcia
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June 13, 2013 4:37pm UTC

"i want to go home"
she whispered, while tears rolled down her face.
she knew her home
didn't exist anynore.

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kaaarolcia
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June 2, 2013 1:32pm UTC

uterus: wearing white shorts?
uterus: suprise, motherf\cker!

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kaaarolcia
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May 21, 2013 6:03pm UTC

I'm so antisocial I don't even have friends on witty

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kaaarolcia
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May 21, 2013 8:17am UTC

whenever you're having a bad day
just think of the powerpuff girls playing rock paper scissors
mq

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kaaarolcia
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May 19, 2013 10:17am UTC

Job applications are stupid.
"Why do you want to work for us?"
Oh, I've always had a passion for frozen yogurt I'M BROKE

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kaaarolcia
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April 30, 2013 2:44pm UTC

that feeling
when you get a bad grade at school from a test you studies to
your best friend told you she doesn't really like you
you're out of chocolate ice cream
your cat doesn't want to cuddle with you
you totaly humiliated yourself at class today
just everything possable goes wrong
and it starts raining
with acid

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:33pm UTC

starting to hiccup in a really awkward moment

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:27pm UTC

homework?
ain't nobody got time for that
i'm thinking over my survival plan when the zombie apocalipse starts
do you want me to die becouse i didn't have time that?
that's what i thought

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kaaarolcia
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April 30, 2013 2:19pm UTC

two types of studying
to easy: don't have to learn this
to hard: won't be able to learn this

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kaaarolcia
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April 30, 2013 2:16pm UTC

seeing a sign saing
"do not touch"
and immediately thinking about mc hammer
mq

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC

girlfriend: I'm scared.
boyfriend: What of?
girlfriend: That one day you will love another girl...
boyfriend: Too late, I already love another girl - and she looks quite like you...
girlfriend: Awwwww, our daughter? You're so sweet.
boyfriend: No, your sister.

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kaaarolcia
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April 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

kid in my class: a girl is like a dimond in minecraft
kid in my class: you need one but it's hard to find

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:04pm UTC

not sure if a big phone or a small tablet

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kaaarolcia
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April 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC

are you happy?
↓ ↓
yes. no.
↓ ↓
good. buy more cats!

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kaaarolcia
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April 28, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Everybody has that one secret nobody knows about.

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kaaarolcia
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April 28, 2013 10:26am UTC

*math*
billy has 49 pieces of bacon
he eats 35
what does he have now?
happiness
billy has happieness

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kaaarolcia
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April 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC

me: it was so nice to meet you! can i friend you on facebook?
new met friend: sure!
me: every move you make
me: every step you take
me: i'll be wathing you
new met friend: what
me: what

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC

do you know the feeling when your crush texts you first?
yup, me neither.

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 2:45pm UTC

irony (n.) -
drawing trees on paper

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