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1. jwoww
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   October 27, 2011 9:24pm UTC
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2. jwoww
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   August 29, 2011 4:36pm UTC
   And Who Else
   is still confused from Lady Gaga's performance on the VMA's?
   
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3. jwoww
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 12:26am UTC
   Jersey Shore Prayer
   Now I lay me down to rest
   Which t-shirt you like the best?
   My face is tan
   My hair is high
   Grenades are fallin' from the sky
   Got my gel
   My face is clear
   Let's go b*tches
   CABS ARE HEEEEEEEERE!!!!!
   
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4. jwoww
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   August 3, 2011 11:07am UTC
   You
   are no longer the weight that holds me down
   
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5. jwoww
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   July 2, 2011 12:07pm UTC
   Boy: Let's play a game
   Girl: Which on?
   Boy: Anyone besides hide & seek.
   Girl: Why?
   Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
   
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6. jwoww
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   June 1, 2011 1:33pm UTC
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7. jwoww
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   May 23, 2011 1:33pm UTC
   If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be so homeless...
   
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8. jwoww
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   May 20, 2011 1:38pm UTC
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9. jwoww
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   May 20, 2011 1:23pm UTC
   Roses are red
   Violets are black
   Why yo chest
   as flat as yo back?
   
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10. jwoww
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    May 17, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood....
    
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11. jwoww
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    May 16, 2011 1:38pm UTC
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12. jwoww
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    May 11, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    Comebacks:
    for when your parents say, " Eat that food. There are thousands of children who have nothing to eat!!!"
    1: How's that supposed to help them?
    2: Your point?
    3: If I throw my food away and they are looking through the trash for food wouldn't i be helping them?
    
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13. jwoww
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    May 9, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    That sad moment when......
    you have been looking for your phone for hours then get so desperate you Google it. :)
    
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14. jwoww
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    May 6, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when.....
    you yell "HEY SEXY!!!" out the window at your crush while he's in gym and he sees you
    
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15. jwoww
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    May 6, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    That scary moment.....
    when your eating and a fat person walks in and stares at you
    
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16. jwoww
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    May 5, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Your really ugly.
    Don't worry Frankenstein was too.
    
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17. jwoww
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    May 5, 2011 10:51am UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I have 5 fingers,
    The middle one's for you.
    
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18. jwoww
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    May 3, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    TELL YOUR PANTS IT'S RUDE TO POINT!!!!!!!!!!
    
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19. jwoww
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    May 2, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    Hate is a strong word!!!!
    Yeah, that's why i said it BITCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
    
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20. jwoww
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    May 2, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    Dude: Don't hate the player hate the game
    Girl: i can't hate the game if the player ain't got no game.
    
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