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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Is anyone else
completely terrified
by the concept that
you could, someday, meet someone
who actually genuinely wants to spend
the rest of their life in love
with you?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

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dolph*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC

THE MOMENT WHEN
Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
format by miss_unique/neversaynever16

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 10:48pm UTC

I just feel so emotionally drained. My energy is worn out. I just feel like I'm pointlessly going to an unknown place. I feel everything that once used to mean so much just blur along the way.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kay5999
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:29pm UTC

I'm done annoying you . sorry i ever bothered

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fungirl
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:01pm UTC

no but honestly it's christmas in like 4 days and i have never felt less christmassy in my life.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC

I’m never the one who gets called first.
I’m never the best friend.
I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
I’m never the best at school.
I’m never the funniest person.
I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
I’m never the one someone tells a story first.
I just exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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likeaboss54
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 12:09am UTC

that horrible feeling you get when you make yourself look stupid and you feel bad enough as it is but your friends add on to the humiliation. :(

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likeaboss54
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:16am UTC

I'm not perfect so I'm not going to be friends with everyone in the world but I am nice enough to give everyone in the world a chance.

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likeaboss54
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:56am UTC

I dont get how rich people say they just want a simple life yet they buy sports cars and mansions and buy the most expensive clothes.

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likeaboss54
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Have you ever had one of those days where you hate everyone for no reason and theres nothing anyone can do to make you happy?

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likeaboss54
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 11:14pm UTC

In life you will meet people that bring out the best in you and people that bring out the worst in you. Both show you what your truly capable of.

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likeaboss54
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 9:28pm UTC

life is like a box of chocolates........ it goes by really fast if your fat.XD

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