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justbecauseyoucan
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Question:
what do you think of literature?

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伤*
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September 2, 2013 6:13am UTC

I want to be with you but you are the sun and i am the moon and we will never collide

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lovecrazy
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September 2, 2013 7:43pm UTC

It's the little things in life that count.
Like your boyfriend's pènis.

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Bee
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC

If we are friends or you would like to be my friend or whatever (Because I'm hardly ever on Witty anymore) you can comment asking for my username on these;
-snapchat
-email
-facetime
-kik
Or if you don't have any of these, you can ask me to make an account on something? (:

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:09am UTC

"a woman??? who isn't dressing to please men and isn't acting like men want her to???? oh NO. as a straight male, i can't let her be like that. how can i objectify her to make myself feel empowered and superior?"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:14am UTC

this is how my temporary science teacher introduced himself to the class:
him: i used to teach here full time, but...
him: ... i guess you could call me a farmer these days.
[long pause while gazing longingly out of the window]
him: "i own a few cows."

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BlackButterflies
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September 3, 2013 4:17am UTC

the term "witty famous" is really stupid like if you think that 100 people clicking a heart button on some pixels i wrote is "fame" then there is something wrong son

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:22am UTC

i have been thinking about things i want.
it's more simple than it used to be.
i want to touch the sun
to be the sun
and to burn, and burn, and burn.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:27am UTC

him: "we should workout together sometime, find out if you still like me when i'm all sweaty and gross!"
me: "i promise i'll like you even at your sweatiest and grossest. the real question is if you'll like me when i'm panting on the floor like a dying fish."
him: "to be honest you'd probably just be even cuter than usual! in all seriousness though, i will continue to like you even at the peak of your exhaustion."
too
cute
make
it
s t o p

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:32am UTC

ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A BOY WHO LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED WHY DOES HE LIKE ME WHAT IS HE DOING
HE'S LIKED ME FOR SIX MONTHS AND I CAN'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR SIX SECONDS WHAT THE HECK

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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justbecauseyoucan
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:07am UTC

The voices in my head
don't like you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC

you never really know someone
until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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Belieber97
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June 25, 2013 6:18pm UTC

When you have to fight depression by yourself becuase your parents don't want to get you help...

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 5:32pm UTC

There are two types of crushes:
1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
know you better”
2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
There is no in between

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lovecrazy
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June 25, 2013 5:49pm UTC

♥ Hover over this for a special message. ♥

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

On the outside I'm all excited for Finding Dory to come out
But deep down I'm terrified that it's going to turn out like Mean Girls 2.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:04pm UTC

TAKE YOUR CROSSES
I'll live without them

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aguilar103
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Each time I see you, I feel butterflies.
Your smile brightens up my entire day.
Those random texts I get always seem to make me feel better.
My eyes twinkle at the sound of your name.
Why?
Cause you are my everything.
and I love you.
with all my heart.
Don't you ever forget that.

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