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  1. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:40am UTC
    I used to be indecisive.... now I'm not so sure! (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. TheSomeBodyToKnow TheSomeBodyToKnow
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:04am UTC
    I may not be a gynecologists
    but
    I know a cu.nt when I see one.

  4. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:43am UTC
    You're like a coin.
    Aww.. Valuable?
    No, two-faced.

  5. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Dude are you ready to party!!
    Umm, who is this?
    Oh sorry, wrong number
    bye
    ...but i want to party.
    fb.nmf

  6. CallmeCathy CallmeCathy
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:50am UTC
    Whenever I have a problem , I just sing , Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem !


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. haileylovesfoodxo haileylovesfoodxo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:23am UTC
    A jealous woman,
    does better research than the FBI.

  9. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:27am UTC
    If I was meant to be controlled, I would have came with a remote.

  10. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Silence is golden; duct tape is silver:D

  11. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Alarm Clocks: BEEP BEEP BEEP because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

  12. ๆฐธไน…* ๆฐธไน…*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:37am UTC
    You say you are cooler than me
    That means I am hotter than you?

  13. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:38am UTC
    MAN OF IRON, I HAVE TAKEN POSSESSION OF WHAT YOU MIDGARDIANS REFER TO AS; THE CELLULAR TELEPHONE. IT IS MOST EXCITING!
    Oh my God, Thor. You sound like Steve when he got his first phone. How'd you even get this number?!.
    THE ONE NAMED PEPPER GAVE IT TO ME. THE PATRIOTIC ONE HAS THIS DEVICE AS WELL? I MUST INCLUDE HIM ON THE LIST OF ASSOCIATES!
    Yeah Meatswing. Rogers has one too. Everyone has one...
    MAN OF IRON, WE MUST CALL THIS CONVERSATION TO A HAULT, FOR THE GREEN ANGRY ONE HAS SHOWN ME SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!
    WHEN USED PROPERLY, DIFFERENT SYMBOLS OF YOUR WORLD'S ENGLISH ALPHABET CAN FORM THE LIKELIHOOD OF FACES.
    :) BEHOLD. I AM SMILING.
    Yeah. Good to know. Thanks.
    :)
    I get it Thor.
    :) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :):) :) :) :)
    Rob's quote

  14. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
    -I'm Not Rude,
    I'm Just Honest.

  15. xxheyaxx xxheyaxx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Guy: *see's murderer with knife in his hand*
    "MURDERER NO MURDERING! MURDERER NO MURDERING! MURDERER NO MURDERING!"
    Murderer: "Oh man! *drops knife and leaves*
    fb.nmf

  16. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:57am UTC
    -Obama Rhymes With Ohana. Ohana Means Family & Family Means Nobody Gets Left Behind. Mitt Rhymes With Shiitt.

  17. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Don't go bacon my heart
    I couldn't if I fried

  18. misssweetassugar misssweetassugar
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:29am UTC
    My room was clean, but then i had to decide what to wear

  19. misssweetassugar misssweetassugar
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:27am UTC
    The awkward moment when you realise Dora the explorer has more freedom than you do

  20. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:51am UTC
    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine :D

:)

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