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iLaLaLaLaLoveYou
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April 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Have a tumblr? Follow these blogs.
They're amazing c:
the-story-of-a-broken-girl.tumblr.com
hi-im-awkward-as-f*ck.tumblr.com (* replaced with u)
ive-got-the-curse-of-curves.tumblr.com
justsmilesweetie14.tumblr.com
n4sa.tumblr.com
pain-hurts.tumblr.com
w-r-i-s-t-s-c-a-r-s.tumblr.com

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iLaLaLaLaLoveYou
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Got another friend new to tumblr. Follow her c: She follows back.
(replace the * with a u)
hi-im-awkward-as-f*ck.tumblr.com
HHhi

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 6:56pm UTC

When im on my period,
never.touch.my.food.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Being a person is getting too complicated
Time to be a unicorn
♥
c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
1.03.01

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC

kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

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sarak1054
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:19pm UTC

2012: "Cool Story Bro"
1886: "Interesting tale, my fine companion"

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC

when i'm hungry i:
❒ get up and make something.
✔ moan like a whale until someone feeds me.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC

♥
Don’t wait for the perfect moment.
Take the moment and make it perfect.
format by jimmy365

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 6:34pm UTC

I'm one of those girls who,
could be laying on the floor with a knife stuck in my chest, barerly breathing,
and I would still tell you i'm fine ♥

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xcayliebabyx
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Cleaning My Room:
1% cleaning
30% texting
69% playing with stuff I just found .

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B*
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:07pm UTC

girls and guys of witty,
need someone to vent to annoymously?
need someone to help you with your problems?
if so, go to yourbeautiful2.tumblr.com
follow me and ask me questions as well. (:

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iLaLaLaLaLoveYou
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC

So I'm in gym class today, and this girl who is always ignorant and rude to me and my friends.
Well the other night she called my friend Makena from one of her friend's phone.
So today in gym Makena went up to her, and told her that if she has something to say then come to her, don't hide behind a friend.
Her response was "You're a sl*tty b**ch", so Makena, who is probably not over 5 foot says, "YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN" because she had bright blue eye shadow up to her eyebrows.
So the best thing this girl could come up with was "Well you look like a midget", so me Makena, and my other friend Angela immediatly fall to the ground laughing as Makena yells "I AM A MIDGET" <3

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iLaLaLaLaLoveYou
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Strangers ➫ Friends ➫ Best Friends➫ Crushes➫ Lovers➫ Exes ➫ Enemies ➫ Strangers. Repeat.

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iLaLaLaLaLoveYou
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Am I the only one who wonders if girls honestly think the
"Duck Face&Deuces"
pose is attractive?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm so romantic sometimes;
i think i should marry myself.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC

That awkward behavoir you get
when your crush is around.

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: .......

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dance_life
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Have you ever considered that
Taylor Swift secretly has a witty and this is where she gets all of her song inspiration
♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Changing the date
on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC

BY THE AGE OF SIXTEEN,
80% OF PEOPLE
HAVE MET WHO
THEY'RE GOING TO MARRY.

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