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jtstrim

1. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   when someone asks you: did you eat my chocolate ice cream?
   but you have chocolate all over ur face, its time to come up with a better plan than lying.
   
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2. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 1:52am UTC
   fav this quote if u wish a unicorn would come to your house and fly you to unicron land
   
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3. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 12:17am UTC
   she hates snow cause its cold, she hates kit kats, she only likes certain kind of ice cream, and she doesnt like the show friends.
   but she is still awesome.
   
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4. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
   you can ride your bike with no handle bars!!
   well i can eat soup with a fork!!!!!!!
   i think i win this contest.
   
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5. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   if i lived in a pineapple and people asked me what i had for breakfast, i would say.............MY HOUSE!!!
   
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6. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 2:16am UTC
   dont eat yellow snow
   ya right!!!!!! all the adults are just trying to save all the lemonade for themselves!!!!!
   
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7. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 1:35am UTC
   the way to be successful...................................
   DONT FAIL!!!!!!!!!
   
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8. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   ya im a wing nut, and a goofball, and a knucklehead micspazatron!!!!!!!!
   But most of all....im...im....im.............im goofy goober!!!!!!!!!!
   
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9. jtstrim
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   does this ever happen to you when your texting?
   friend: hey
   you: hi
   friend: (2 hours later) hey srry i was busy
   
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10. jtstrim
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    That akward moment when:
    someone puts "that akward moment when" and someone else says "thats not akward at all!"
    
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11. jtstrim
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
    
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