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heeey my name's Jessica!
I looove my family and friends more than anything so don't mess with them or else.  I can't wait until this summer because it's my favorite time of the year.  I will be at the beach every weekend, at my house in Ventnor.  If you have any questions ask!  I promise to answer as best I can!
  1. jsi959 jsi959
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    May 8, 2010 6:39pm UTC
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  2. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 27, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    how would you like it if someone came and ate your family?
    vegetarianism
    for those of us strong enough to commit

  3. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 27, 2009 5:05pm UTC
    --> I don't want to hear your lies anymore<--
    it's either a yes or a no
    there is no ((in between))

  4. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 27, 2009 2:30pm UTC
    According to a 2007 Census Bureau report, one-third of American women aged 25 to 29 have earned a bachelor’s or advanced college degree.
    More American women work in the education, health services, and social assistance industries than in any other industry. These three industries employ nearly one-third of all female workers.
    Women in the U.S. labor force currently earn just over 77 cents for every one dollar men earn.
    Approximately 14% of active members in the U.S. armed forces today are women. In 1950, women comprised less than two percent of the U.S. military.
    The first woman to run for U.S. president was Victoria Woodhull, who campaigned for the office in 1872 under the National Woman’s Suffrage Association. While women would not be granted the right to vote by a constitutional amendment for nearly 50 years, there were no laws prohibiting a woman from running for the chief executive position.
    The first female governor of a U.S. state was Wyoming governor Nellie Tayloe Ross, elected in 1924. Wyoming was also the first state to give women the right to vote, enacting women’s suffrage in 1869.
    The first country to grant women the right to vote in the modern era was New Zealand in 1893.

  5. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 27, 2009 2:20pm UTC
    Each day 1,600 women die as result of pregnancy or childbirth complications. Nearly 99% of these deaths occur in developing nations.
    Approximately 95% of all women in the U.S. have been married at least once by the age of 55.
    Of the 154.7 million women currently living in the U.S., nearly 83 million are mothers.
    The probability of a woman giving birth to a baby girl instead of a baby boy increases significantly the nearer the mother lives to the equator. While the cause of this gender selection is unknown, scientists believe the constant sunlight hours and abundant food supply in tropical regions may favor female births.
    Approximately 5.6 million women in the U.S. reported themselves as stay-at-home moms in a 2007 census report.
    The first Mother’s Day was held on May 10, 1908, and was organized by Anna Jarvis in West Virginia and Philadelphia. As the event gained popularity throughout the country, Congress designated the second Sunday in May as a national day of recognition for mothers in 1914.
    International Women’s Day is held each year on March 8. The annual event was first observed worldwide in 1909.
    In the U.S., Congress established a national week of recognition for women’s history in 1981. This recognition, held during the second week of March, was later expanded into a full month by a congressional resolution in 1987. The month of March is now designated as National Women’s History Month

  6. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 27, 2009 2:17pm UTC
    The English language originally delineated between women in different stages of life with the terms “maiden,” “mother,” and “crone.” A maiden referred to a young girl who was unmarried, a mother referred to a woman in her child-bearing years, and a crone described a post-menopausal woman.
    In almost every country worldwide, the life expectancy for women is higher than for men.
    While the population of males is slightly greater than females worldwide (98.6 women for every 100 men), there are roughly four million more women than men in the U.S. In the age 85-and-older category, there are more than twice as many women as men currently living in the U.S.
    The most common cause of death for American women is heart disease, which causes just over 27% of all mortalities in females. Cancer ranks just below, causing 22% of female deaths.
    Worldwide, women are nearly twice as likely to be blind or visually impaired as men. Experts attribute this difference to the greater longevity of women (leading to more age-related visual impairment) and specific eye diseases that are intrinsically more common in women such as dry eye syndrome and Fuch’s Dystrophy.
    Over 90% of all cases of eating disorders occur in women, and nearly seven million women in the U.S. currently suffer from anorexia nervosa or bulimia.
    Approximately one in five women worldwide reports being sexually abused before the age of 15.
    About 14 million adolescent girls become pregnant each year, with over 90% of those girls living in developing countries.

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    September 27, 2009 2:14pm UTC
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    September 27, 2009 2:10pm UTC
    Scientists expect a 3.5° F increase in average global temperatures by the year 2100, resulting in the warmest temperatures in the past million years.

  9. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 27, 2009 11:18am UTC
    It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.
    The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.
    The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
    It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".
    The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
    On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
    Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: hearts represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
    The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.
    The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
    The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
    The pancreas produces Insulin.
    1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

  10. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 26, 2009 8:19pm UTC
    The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
    According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
    Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
    The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
    It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
    Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
    The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
    The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
    When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
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  11. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 26, 2009 5:45pm UTC
    If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
    The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
    President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
    In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
    Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
    The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

  12. jsi959 jsi959
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    September 26, 2009 12:07pm UTC
    Today, we got our class shirts at school. My class's shirt says "2010, the best there's ever been". The junior's shirts say "2010, the be--2010 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT 2011 HAS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!". I'm failing this year so I can graduate with them. MLIA

  13. jsi959 jsi959
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    May 19, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    isn't it time we found the real difference between boys and girls?!
    When they're hungry:
    boys go eat and eat and eat... who cares about weight gain?
    girls don't eat very much so they can still fit into those jeans they bought a size too small just so they don't feel fat.
    When they get made fun of
    boys go punch the person who said anything and then make sure everyone knows he means buissness.
    girls go hide in the bathroom and cry, then spread nasty rumors about the one who did this to them.
    When they think of something scary and/or overwhelming
    boys act like it never happened.
    girls run to their rooms, hug their teddy bears, and let it all out.
    more to come if you rate high... idk about this. tell me if i should continue.

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