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sapphire123
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October 15, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You didn't get in trouble for lying.
you got in trouble for lying badly.
>Drake & Josh<

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 4:13pm UTC

No one really
understands,
As much as you cry and pour your heart out
to so much people, no one understands you,
at least not in the way you want them to.
No one knows how you feel
unless they went through exactly
what you’re going through right now.
It’s all just sympathy
and over said sentences of comfort like
''It’s going to be okay.''
And what’s worse is
only a few people care enough to try.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 5:40pm UTC

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC

on the x-factor:
simon: whats your name?
lady: panda
simon: what?!
lady: panda, like the bear.
simon: why were you called panda?
lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

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EllieB123
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC

So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

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neoncolors6598
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Am I the only one
who wonders if British people think American accents are cute?

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1998ismyYear
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 5:22pm UTC

His smile,
I swear,
is the prettiest thing on earth.
Oh,
and his voice
Makes my Day.

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clandd55
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
format credit jimmy365

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
Woohoo for tumblr

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Lady Gaga
Just let that sink in

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC

If only dreams were true.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lifexinxmusicx
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I walk down
memory lane because I love running into you
♥
(c) lifexinxmusicx

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Bobathin
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when you thought the Papyrus font was Papaya font.

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Rosycheeks32
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 4:00am UTC

Rose:
You're crazy!
Jack;
That's what everybody
says but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.
~titanic

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Rosycheeks32
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 12:42pm UTC

Whilst walking down the street,
i heard an old man say
that he's been in love with the same woman for
50 years,
i was touched until i heard him say
'i wish she knew'

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