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joyjoy986

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Member Since: 9 Aug 2011 05:52pm

Last Seen: 28 Aug 2014 09:17pm

user id: 205808

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  1. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     April 27, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    "I'm so sick and tired of people saying 'gay' and 'lesbian', like they're just people! I just- I want my son to come home one day and say 'DAD! I FOUND THIS BOY AND I LOVE HIM!' And I'll just hug him and say 'Yes! You do! And that's okay!'"
    -Josh Hutcherson
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  2. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     March 17, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *walking home*
    Annoying Elementary Schooler: *walking home as well* Omg I have sooooo much homeworrrkkkk
    Me: YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF HOMEWORK.
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  3. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     February 20, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Please fave th-
    NO.
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  4. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     September 30, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    We all have
    That one friend
    Who just CAN'T keep a secret
    Format by Sandrasaurus
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  5. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     September 8, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    » You catch your best friend staring at you «
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  6. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     September 6, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I don't want him. I want a guy who loves me for who I am, who holds me tight. Who calls me beautiful every night before I go to sleep. Someone kind and caring. Who won't break my heart.
    Mom: Those only exist in fairy tails, honey.
    Me: Oh... </3
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  7. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     September 3, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    What time is it?
    Adventure timeee!
    ♥
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  8. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     September 3, 2011 11:14am UTC
    On Sept 15th
    Write "witty" on your right hand!
    Please fave so everyone can see this!
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  9. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 28, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    My grandfather turned 69 today.
    Oh gosh.
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  10. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 28, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Dear tsunamis, tornados, earthquakes, birds falling, and hurricanes,
    You're one year early. It's 2011.
    Sincerely, the Earth.
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  11. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 28, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Kid: Mommy! Mommy! I can do math! *shows paper*
    Paper: 1+1= 69
    Fave if you get it ;D
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  12. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 19, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    ...
    will you PLEASE stop crashing Witty?
    For my sake?
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  13. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 16, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Just me?
    Don't you hate it when you ask a question, and then they say "Hold on" then walk away?
    Then they come back, you ask them the same question, and they're all like
    "...what"
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  14. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 14, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    They envy my body... my small stomach... my small waist...
    But what they don't know is that I don't eat a lot.
    I skip most of my meals. I barely eat anything.
    They envy my starving body..... </3
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  15. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 12, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Just me?
    Don't you think it's weird when Disney characters break out into songs and then the other person suddenly knows all the words...?
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  16. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 12, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    What I love most about rivers is, you can't step in the same river twice; the waters always changing always flowing. But, people I guess can't live like that we all must pay a price, to be safe we lose our chance of ever knowing... what's around the river bend?
    --Pocahontas
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  17. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 10, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    OMG That dude just looked at me.
    I think he likes me.
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  18. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 10, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When your friend sings terribly, and she asks you how she did...
    So you lie.
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  19. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 10, 2011 12:33am UTC
    That annoying moment...
    When you make an awesome quote that you're sooo proud of...
    Then Witty spazzes out and makes you lose the quote.
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  20. joyjoy986 joyjoy986
    posted a quote
     August 9, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    Your favorite song comes on, so you start dancing,
    Then your crush walks in.
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