dancergrl101 posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:33pm UTC
what people on witty think 11-year-olds do: text on their iPhones, smoke weed, have s-x, swear, and drink. what my 11-year-old sister and her friends actually do: play hide and seek, draw, have water fights, play with American Girl Dolls They still exist, you know.
me: I'm gonna do something productive today! me: I'm gonna clean my room me: And walk the dog me: And finish my homework me: And do the dishes me: And study me: And exercise me: And feed some homeless people me: And donate some blood witty: no. me: ok
New Easy Open Packaging! Me: *tries to tear it open* Me: -_- Me: *tries to cut it with scissors* Me: -__- Me: *tries to cut it with a knife* Me: -___- Me: *hammer* Me: -____- Me: *chainsaw* Me: -_____- Me: *blow torch* Me: -______- Me: *wrecking ball* Me: -_______- Me: *Dynamite* Me: AHHHHHH *throws up against wall* Me: "MOM CAN YOU OPEN THIS?!" Mom: *tears open* Me: 0___________o