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jordannn

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Member Since: 6 Aug 2011 05:04am

Last Seen: 27 Aug 2011 10:10am

user id: 204348

Hello There :)
15 | London | bisexual :)

Hi you sexy muffin :O I'm Jordan, and I wanna touch you :*

jordannn
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 1:40am UTC
That Nervous
Feeling You Get
when you press the send
button on a risky text.

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jordannn
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 7:13am UTC
Cool, it's bendable.
"SNAP"
lol, never mind.

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jordannn
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 6:46am UTC
Perfect Girls Don't Exist.
imperfection is beautiful.

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jordannn
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 6:38am UTC
Today, My Goldfish Died
can I get at least 2132984 favs to show that someone cares? :-(
format credit; jayciecutie01

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jordannn
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:20am UTC
What To Do When He
Breaks Your Heart?
you have a foot, he has balls. you know what to do.

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jordannn
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 5:21am UTC
That Awkward Moment When
you bump into someones boob while walking next to them.

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