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I'm Jon
I'm a freshman in high school
I'm a New Yorker ftw!
I'm 14 and my birthday is on November 29th
I have some of the best friends in the world!
I'm in 9th grade.
If you write to me I'll write back to you.
So if you read all of this and feel comfortable doing so comment on my profile:D And remember I follow back:)

...Hi I'm Jon

I follow back!.

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Rebecca:)

Keeley!

Shayna <3

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Alison(:

Gabriella :D

jonmichael
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Tell a girl she's pretty and she won't believe you, tell a girl she's ugly and she'll never forget you...

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jonmichael
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Why don't you build yourself a bridge
And get the heck over it

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jonmichael
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:30pm UTC

What if the Mayan
calendar ends in 5015
and
We've just been
holding it upside
down?

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jonmichael
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 5:22pm UTC

DRI__
[ ]nk
[ ]ve
Don't choose both.
(Okay so I know this is just a little cheesy but I thought it brought across a really good pointXD)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 5:40pm UTC

►●◄
Christmas:
Arace to see which gives out first-
your feet or your money.
Format by Breeze

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jonmichael
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 10:09am UTC

According to a study
proven by the
Institute of Incomplete Information
9 out of every 10.

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jonmichael
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:33pm UTC

Hey, Mom, I'm going out!
With friends?
No...with terrorists.

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jonmichael
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:59pm UTC

When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof
I was shocked.
(nmf)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 7:39pm UTC

There Should Be A
Car Dealer
Named
Children
That Only Has
White Vans
And Sells
Bumper Stickers
That Say
I Have
»»» Candy

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jonmichael
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 11:31am UTC

Fav my quotes
because you like them
...
not my gender
(i want honesty not attention)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 3:43pm UTC

I don't mean to brag,
...
But I turned FOURTEEN Today And Chances Are, You Didn't.
It's my birthday!
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.
I'm doing absoltely nothing on my birthday so follow me and comment on my profile and I'll follow back!
Sorry I just have the birthday jitters right now XD
~Jonmichael

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 3:35pm UTC

MY BIRTHDAY
IS TOMORROW!
If You Follow Me I'll Follow You Back
I'm trying to reach one hundred :)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 12:09pm UTC

To all the girls out there:
You might think it is a necessity to be skinny. But the fact of the matter is, no guy thinks that being all skin and bones is attractive. You may think that you're fat. You may think that you're huge. Chances are, you are perfect. Who cares if you got a little meat on you? We're humans aren't we. Guys want to date girls not skeletons.

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 11:25am UTC

Spongebob quote #5
Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it. That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells smelly.
Anchovies!

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:36am UTC

Spongebob quote #4
Patrick: Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your light's on.
(fav for more spongebob quotes!)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 4:18pm UTC

Spongebob quote
#3
Patrick: Roses are blue
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 11:39am UTC

Spongebob quote #2
Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument?
Squidward: No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument.
*Patrick raises his hand*
Squidward: Horse Raddish is not an instrument either.
*Patrick puts his hand down*
(fave for more spongebob quotes)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 9:28am UTC

Spongebob quote #1:
Once there was an ugly barnacle
He was so ugly
That everyone died
The End
(should I make a series or whatever you call it?)

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 10:13am UTC

HAPPY THANKSGIVING
A lot of people in life says that there is nothing to live for but no one realizes how thankful we should be. For just food and shelter. For the fact that we can be alive. Being able to move. Being able to have things in life that can support and maintain us. Thank you for me. Thank you for everyone deserving of thanks. And most importantly, thank you for the food! Happy Thanksgiving once again!
♥

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jonmichael
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 11:39pm UTC

Boy: I love u
Girl: Aww:)
Really?
Boy: Yeah, it's my
favorite
vowel!

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