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Hii I'm Jojo(: and uh....meh

joeykangaroo
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 5:02am UTC

One of my friends and another one of my guy friends are going out, kinda. (they just like each other, i mean, we're only in grade 6)
We graduate from primary school this yeah so today I asked the guy 'Will you still be together next year?' and he answered
'I hope so'
So cute <3

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joeykangaroo
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November 17, 2012 5:37pm UTC

If Taylor Swift is going out with Harry Styles that means that in the near future there will hopefully be a song about him
:D

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 12:07am UTC

Are any of you 9gaggers?
Because I see you stealing quotes from there sometimes

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:35am UTC

Hearing your favourite song
on the radio is always more exciting than hearing it on a disc or iPod
Just me?

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joeykangaroo
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October 13, 2012 2:17am UTC

I'm making a birthday card for a friend today and I'm thinking of putting on a funny quote. So far I've got 'Studies show that birthdays are good for you, the more you have the older you will live'. Any other suggestions? Thanks xx

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joeykangaroo
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October 12, 2012 5:27am UTC

Tomorrow my friend is having her 12th birthday at a place called Kids Space, a giant playgroud. We're all looking forward to the giant slides xD
Childhood lost? I don't think so.

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joeykangaroo
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October 2, 2012 6:51pm UTC

My Witty Sisters,
Last night I got my first period. Um I was wondering if you could drop a few tips? Thanks xx

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 2:46am UTC

Which other Wittians like me
are going into Spring/Summer? ♥

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joeykangaroo
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August 11, 2012 5:48am UTC

Why does everyone
think that Australians talk in that G'day Mate accent?
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 6:24am UTC

Conversation between me and friend
Friend: *Singing 'Just the Way you are' bu Bruno Mars
Me: So are you trying to tell me you're gay?
Friend: *Singing* Yeah
Me: *Bursts out laughing*

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 5:23am UTC

I cannot believe that I am the only person in my year level that likes Taylor Swift

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joeykangaroo
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July 17, 2012 4:47am UTC

Just because I'm weaker.
And I can break down in a second.
I will be stronger than you ever will be.
I'm ready for life.
Unlike you

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 11:57pm UTC

After my parents found out about tabs
I've had to open a whole new window for when they come in

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joeykangaroo
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July 11, 2012 2:37am UTC

If you shaved your
EYELASHES
Would they grow back
THICKER AND LONGER?

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I hate those quotes criticizing kids. I'm 11 and I don't do any of that stuff. And I find it ironic how you guys are posting 'Don't judge' posts when you're judging us. Maybe sometimes we wear make up to feel beautiful, maybe we swear to relieve tension, maybe we cut because some of us are actually depressed. How is it bad if we like someone and they happen to like us back, and that makes them kinda boyfriend and girlfriend?
Sorry, just needed to put that out there.

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joeykangaroo
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June 28, 2012 3:26am UTC

I hate the people from other coutries who think Australians are all:1. 'G'Day Mate'. That accent? No.2. Think we ride to school on kangaroos. We have cars.3. The whole of Australia is a desert. We have cities.

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 3:05am UTC

All my friends are like 'I don't eat McDonalds. It's unhealthy'.
And I'm just there thinking 'We're 11 years old, who cares about weight loss?'
and besides...
YOLO
mq

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joeykangaroo
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Gravity Hurts
You Made it so Sweet♥

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joeykangaroo
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June 2, 2012 12:09am UTC

You Know You’re An Idiot When…#4
You repeatedly puff out your cheeks to be a frog

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joeykangaroo
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May 24, 2012 6:32am UTC

I get bullied and teased a lot. Even if they are joking, I'm still hurt by it. Not ashamed to say I had a long hard cry about it today.

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