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1. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2010 1:54pm UTC
   its funny how hello is always
   accompanied with goodbye.
   its funny how good memories
   can start to make you cry.
   its funny how forever
   never seems to really last.
   its funny how much you'd lose
   if you forgot about your past
   its funny how "friends" can just
   leave you when your down.
   its funny how when you need somone
   theyre never around.
   its funny how peeople change
   and think their so much better.
   its funny how many lies can be
   packed in one "love letter"
   its funny how one night can
   contain so much regret.
   its funny how ironic life turns out to be.
   but the funniest part of all,
   is that none of that is funny to me
   no jocking
   
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2. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2010 7:10pm UTC
   this quote is is just to thank
   ximxalwaysxhere4youx
   for all the obsessive update quotes of all the annoying things we do to her and all of witty
   :)
   *p.s.: i'm pretty sure i got the username right this time
   
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3. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2010 7:16pm UTC
   hey
   i got lots of profile art from allABOUTyou but idk how to use it
   can someone helpp?
   comment on this quotee
   thankss :)
   
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4. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2010 7:04pm UTC
   does anyone else think it's funny how the new witty tells you you're jocking?...we know
   
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5. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2010 7:02pm UTC
   Bring Back The OLD Witty:
   ............Sign below the line.............
   .............................
   laxgirl26xo
   ShelbySays (lazy on the colors)
   twilighter2097 [[bring it effin back!!]]
   xxocheerbabe423 (ewwwww......i hate the new Witty!!!)
   Maddysbaby4lyfe (BRING IT BACK!!!)
   coleypoke22 (this new Witty sucks!)
   xxLUVLYLADYxx can't stand this new Witty!
   OthRocks!!!(My God, I hope this works!)
   xosarahhhxo27--NEW WITTY SUCKS! it looks boring, plain, sloppy, and UNPROFESSIONAL!
   HOCKEYGRL53 :)
   jockers_only
   
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6. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2010 6:57pm UTC
   HEYY
   DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW WHY WHENEVER I TRY TO SIGN ON TO MY OTHER USERNAME IT SAYS "USERNAME EXISTS,PASSWORD INCORRECT??"
   COMMENT ON THIS QUOTE IF YOU KNOW
   THANKS :) <3 *
   **BTW I KNOW THIS ISN'T A REAL QUOTE AND I'LL DELETE IT WHEN I GET AN ANSWERR
   
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7. jockers_only
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2010 12:26pm UTC
   I Hate It When People Ask
   1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
   2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
   3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
   4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
   5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
   6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
   7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
   8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
   9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
   10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
   11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
   12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
   13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
   14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
   15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
   *hope yah likeeee!!(:
   *Dont Jock!!!!
   
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