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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:46pm UTC

monday is my punishment for
having a good weekend.

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:57pm UTC

there's a speical place in hell for
people that tell you to calm down when you're already calm during an argument.

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:15pm UTC

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 8:48pm UTC

"in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri
while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said
“sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?”
and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT
AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE
VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG
"

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Litoudaki
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December 23, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Person: you're really pretty
Me: are you making fun of me

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:32pm UTC

sometimes i look at you and wonder...
why has no one hit you with a brick yet?

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 7:18pm UTC

emergency sadness kit
a c c o r d i n g t o m y c o u s i n :
1) Tissues
2) Favorite Books
3) Movie
4) Candy
5) Pillow
6) Teddy Bear
7) Ice Cream Supplies
8) Music

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC

rebecca black: it's friday, friday.
patrick star: no, this is patrick.

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:41pm UTC

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Bravosierra*
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December 23, 2012 4:00pm UTC

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the girls who
have their period on their wedding day

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC

janitor: from the windows, to the walls. cleaning up the bathroom stalls. til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b/tches fall.

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC

everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
$300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:37pm UTC

doing stupid things in front of
the bathroom mirror right before taking a shower.

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sammy*
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December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

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.joyriding.*
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December 24, 2012 2:33pm UTC

me: *walks out of my room to get food*
dad: ITS ALIVE
me: -.-
dad: better get the camera out, the news will want proof of this!
me: *gets food*
dad: should've guessed, just restocking her cave
me: remember who looks after you when you're old.

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Daanniieellee
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December 20, 2012 10:05am UTC

Me: Why isn't my pizza done yet?
Dad: Just wait it's only been in there for 3 minutes.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Dad: Oh god not agian.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Dad: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
Harry Potter
<3

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TayaLovesEmilee
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December 20, 2012 12:43pm UTC

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