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jimnast13

1. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   you never
   know what
   you have until..
   you clean
   your room.
   
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2. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   Do you know me? do you know who is Beautiful?
   Read the fourth word.
   
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3. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 11:14am UTC
   Dear Face Wash
   Commercials, nobody
   actually splashes their
   face with water like that.
   Sincerely, my bathroom
   is sopping wet now.
   
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4. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   Don't Hate The Players,
   Hate The Game.
   
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5. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 9:42pm UTC
   When a substitue for class
   ("Hey everyone switch names")
   
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6. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   When my friend doesn't come to school
   5% – "I hope they're okay"
   95% – "THAT IDIOT, HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
   
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7. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 9:46pm UTC
   WTF
   Where's The Food
   
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8. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 5:45pm UTC
   WHY do we need
   school?
   Music:
   we have YOUTUBE for that
   Sport: There's a wii
   Spanish: There's Dora
   English: everything's
   shortened anyway (LOL, BRB, IDK)
   MATH: That's why we have
   calculators
   GEOGRAPHY: I'll buy a globe.
   HISTORY: they're all dead
   anyway
   
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9. jimnast13
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 8:07am UTC
   Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. Bug I think it's Colin.
   
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10. jimnast13
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:23am UTC
    Cool Beans ;)
    
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11. jimnast13
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:28am UTC
    The planet is yOURS
    
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12. jimnast13
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    M.A.T.H;
    Mental Abuse To Humans
    
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13. jimnast13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    OUR EYES ARE PLACED IN FRONT BECAUSE IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO LOOK AHEAD THEN TO LOOK BACK.
    
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