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jimmbrooker

1. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 12:40pm UTC
   This is Kimi Jin (JimmBrooker) and Quinni Jin (Quinn)
   knock knock,
   whos there?
   i don't know you said knock knock.
   
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2. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 2:17pm UTC
   Me: "guys listen to this funny thing off of witty." *say it.*
   Friends: *sit there quietly*
   Me: "you guys are d ouchebags."
   then they all laugh.
   
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3. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 1:36pm UTC
   my bestfriend has been talking to my brother for like a month but he has a girlfriend.. i love his girlfriend but i love my bestfriend too. well, my bestfriend was upset the other day. i obviously asked her why. she told me my brother said he was dont with her. then just yesterday he said "you really thought i was going to fall in love with you?" you think that's mean too, right?
   
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4. jimmbrooker
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   May 9, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   you heard a rumor about me?
   it's probably about as fake as the b*tch you heard it from. :)
   
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5. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   Can i buy you a drink?
   No, alcohol is bad for my legs.
   Why do they swell?
   No they spread.
   HAHA. ;)
   
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6. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2012 6:30pm UTC
   Girl: "Men are all the same!"
   Person: "who told you to try them all?"
   
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7. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2012 11:08am UTC
   Dear Boyfriends,
   i get more screams from your girlfriend than you ever have. ;)
   love,
   spider.
   
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8. jimmbrooker
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
   I remember when i was little, and i would get in the pool then run to the trampoline just to slip and fall <3.
   
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9. jimmbrooker
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   May 4, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   i first started dating this guy at the beginning of the year, and i kept listening to everything everyone was saying. so i broke up with him.. then he started dating some other girl and i realized i like him way more than i thought. so he broke up with her for me, now i like him so much. but, of course i cant have him. he's dating someone.. What Should I Do..? should i waitt, or what?
   sorry.. i dont really know how to word this..
   
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10. jimmbrooker
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:33am UTC
    "you might have the flaws but that doesn't mean you aren't beautiful." -Zayn Malik. <3
    
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11. jimmbrooker
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    hey this is for all of you girls out there, you're all beautiful in your own way. <3 i promise you'll find "the one" some day. sometimes love takes time. just always remember you're beautiful. :)
    
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