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1. grace_xo
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2011 1:39pm UTC
   a d m i t i t g i r l s , w h e n y o u r
   [♥] [♥] [♥] crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks cute to you.
   format credit to fatassmuffin.
   
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2. luludaisy
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2011 10:39am UTC
   Keep your head high,
   & Your Middle finger
   Higher.
   ┌∩┐◕_◕┌∩┐
   nmq
   
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3. cheerluvaa12
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 6:37pm UTC
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4. _regret
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   we used to talk for hours.
   i m i s s t h a t
   now we can't even hold a conversation for 5 minutes.
   i m i s s y o u.
   
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5. secretsandregrets
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   June 28, 2011 1:20pm UTC
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6. Thewittygirl
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 11:10am UTC
   The guy who discovered milk…..what was he doing with the cow….?
   
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7. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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8. True
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 12:34pm UTC
   Boys Who #12
   have a six pack♥
   
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9. True
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   Boys Who #14
   squeeze your sides♥
   [ p.s : 69th quote;) ]
   
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10. True
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Boys Who #17
    can make you laugh, even when you don't want to ♥
    
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11. True
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:29am UTC
    Boys Who #22
    smell good ♥
    [ axe(: ]
    
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12. True
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:47am UTC
    Boys Who #24
    want to protect you♥
    
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13. True
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Boys Who #30
    give you their sweatjacket if your cold♥
    
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14. True
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    Boys Who #34
    hold your hand without asking♥
    
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15. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    my friend dared me to call Pizza Hut and ask if it was the Krusty Krab.
    The guy replied, "No, this is Patrick." He laughed and hung up.
    Today, I went to Pizza Hut and the cashier's name was Patrick.
    After giggling for a moment, I put my hand up to ear like a phone and said
    "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" He laughed and replied "No, this is Patrick."
    We high fived. Soulmates?
    I think so.
    ♥
    
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16. loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    When Hermonie's Love Left Her
    she continued to help harry fight against one of the most powerful wizards of all time
    When Bella's Love Left Her
    she curled up into a fetal position for four months, cried, then jumped off a cliff
    ♥
    
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17. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Eye contact
    Can either be; cute, awkward
    or creepy
    
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18. roll_tide_roll
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
    She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
    She immediately moved to another seat.
    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    The man seemed more amused.
    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
    she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    The case came up in court.
    The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.
    The man replied,
    'Well your Honor, it was like this:
    when the lady got on the bus,
    I couldn't help but notice her condition.
    She sat down under a sign that said,
    'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
    'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
    'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
    But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
    and sat under a sign that said,
    'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
    ... I just lost it.'
    'CASE DISMISSED!!'
    credit: stumble upon!
    
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19. Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    After awhile,
    You learn that you don't need anyone else to survive.
    No one is ever going to always be there
    no matter what they promise you.
    You just gotta suck it up && accept it.
    - Hey Arnold
    
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20. Ic3y_h0t
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    June 28, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Brushing yourTeeth like nobody's buisness beforeGoing to the dentist [♥] /////////////
    
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