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Enchanted777
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July 4, 2011 9:57pm UTC

That awkward moment
when someone says
" You two should date"

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Jewel
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July 4, 2011 4:40pm UTC

See you later masturbator!
In a while, pedophile! ;)

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screwsociety
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June 29, 2011 3:29pm UTC

he thinks he's a player but
he doesn't know, she's the coach. ♥

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PlanetCoolKids
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June 29, 2011 1:40pm UTC

Teacher: Do you know what comes after 69?
Little Boy: Yes ma'am, mouthwash.
Teacher: Get out.

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mclovnn13
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June 29, 2011 9:01pm UTC

but seriously..
who else secretly wants a
waterproof phone
so you can text in the shower?

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xRoxMySox
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June 30, 2011 3:22pm UTC

Dear Skittles,
I Can't taste the Rainbow if you don't include blue as well.
Sincerely, Confused.

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biannncaaa
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June 30, 2011 10:21pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 28, 2011 4:58pm UTC

I could never
Date a BOY who's not funny.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 4:54pm UTC

Sucking a cup to your face
And then panicking because it won't come off.

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_regret
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June 26, 2011 11:35pm UTC

first day of school,
walking into a class,
seeing whos in it, and
thinking you've got to be f**king kidding me. ♥

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hannahbanana15
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July 3, 2011 8:46am UTC

Have you ever...
*Checked your phone for no reason even though you know no one has texted you.
*Gone slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
*Heard your name when its not even being called.
*Used the word "Thingy" when you cant remember what something is called.
*Pretended your writing in class so the teacher dosen't call on you.
*Said the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
*Fave this is you have done any of these(:*

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emillllyx
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July 3, 2011 10:27am UTC

that amazing feeling
when he texts you first ♥

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NoellesObsession
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 12:32pm UTC

Dear adults,
Please stop telling me I l ook
so much older every ti me I see you . I cou ld say the same thing to you.
Sincerely, are those new wrinkles!?

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