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  1. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 12:47am UTC
    Witty is SUPPOSED to be a place where people can express their opinions, talk, etc , Not a place where people get criticized for their opinions !
    #keep it drama free people. ♥
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  2. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    How many pimps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles
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  3. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all screw in hot tubs.
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  4. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10th of a calorie? ♥
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  5. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Did you know...
    that 1 out of every 10 kids are conceived on an Ikea bed ♥
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  6. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:25pm UTC
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    Rainy day, hot chocolate, & witty profiles<3
    Gotta love this♥
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  7. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    LOVE:
    Warning! May cause any of the following side affects:
    Tears
    Ignorant looks from your ex and his future hoe, I mean girl friend
    Constant thinking
    Sad nights
    Getting fat by stuffing yourself with ice cream
    No friends besides Ben & Jerry
    Constant staring
    Depression
    Very few people may experience smiling, happiness, & unforgettable moments

  8. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    LOVE
    a word that can mean everything or absolutely nothing
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  9. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Hey Steven, I've been holding back this feeling, so I got some things to say to you, I seen it all so I thought but I never seen nobody shine the way you do. ❤
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  10. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Do you like a guy? Yesss
    What color is his hair: Brown
    What style is it: Short
    What color eyes: Brown
    Cute smile: Oh yes <3
    Braces: Nope
    Glasses: naah
    Abs: Hmm.. I wonder ;)
    Height: Uhm about the same height as me..
    What grade is he in: Freshmannn
    How did you meet him: Schooool
    How long have you known him: Since 4th graaade
    he consider you his friend: I hopeee
    would you consider him your friend?: Yess
    If you asked him for a hug, would he give you one: Probbbb
    Does he play any sports: Socccer
    Can he play the guitar: Don't think so
    What about any other music instrument: Idk
    Last thing he said to you: Uh idk
    Do you guys ever text: No
    How about AIM: No
    Facebook chat: Nopee
    Last time you were on his Facebook profile: Now...
    Have you "liked" his profile picture: Nope
    he commented on any of your photos: Nope
    Has he ever written on your wall: Nopee
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Jeanss, t-shirt
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Jeansss, & v-neck
    youre able to see his tattoo and abs: No tattoo
    Least favorite thing: We don't talk.. -_-
    Do you think that he likes you back: I hope -__-
    Do your friends know that you like him: One .
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: No?
    do your parents know that you like him: Ha.Ha. NO
    do they know he exists: My mommm
    Do they know that you like him: No, you asked this?
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him? Deffff
    Have you met his parents: Yeaaah, his mom :)
    What would you do if he read this survey: He probb wouldn't know its about him </3

  11. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Click the [ ❤] if you're against Abortions .
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  12. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    GIBBY❤
    From Icarly

  13. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    Your mom's phone rings during a church service and her ringtone is The Wonder Pets theme song...

  14. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:52am UTC
    Heeey Wittty friendsss, if you could, look this band up on youtube or facebook, their name is Doorway 320. Any feedback would be helpful <3
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sitMedn2HY
    Also there is a link to a video of theirs on youtube, there is also more videos on there too :)
    Thanks everyone <3

  15. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:04am UTC
    I stare at the phone..
    he still hasn't called </3

  16. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:27am UTC
    I don't want nobody else
    Without you there's no one left ❤
    fave if you know what song this is from <3

  17. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Don't you get it?
    I still love you♥
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  18. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    I need advice :/ help?

  19. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    && the moment you just want to go back
    to the days when we were absolutely inseparable ❤

  20. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    You're almost there!
    Save $150 on a new phone in
    004
    days on 10/01/11.
    Upgrade this phone Sadly, this is what I've been waiting for all week so far <3

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