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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
November 26, 2010 9:20pm UTC

Dear person sending
me
Farmvi l le invi tes ,
I will kill your sheep
and make them into UGGS. stop.
sincerely, annoyed
f acebook user

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 8:11pm UTC

BOY: roses are red,
violets are blue,
i think you're hot,
and sexy too<3
GIRL:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
how many girls,
have you said that to?</3
sorry if this is already on here!

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 7:59am UTC

Dear Jack Sparrow, JJ
I like your beard.
Sincerely,Ke$ha
♥ fighting

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 10:03pm UTC

Artie:
I'm just a little confused.
You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany:
I know, for a while I thought you were a robot.
glee(: gl

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
September 12, 2010 3:03pm UTC

Today,
my friend and I went to the Rainforest Cafe in the mall. my frie
& my friend decided to get a giant stuffed panda
and what did she do with this panda?
>>she decided to put it on her head and roar at everyone who walked by<<
needless to say, i love her
MLIA
fav if yourr best friendd would do this(:

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
September 11, 2010 10:37pm UTC

Today
>> I was playing MarioKart with my friend<<
and I was totally owning.
Then, I realized I wasn't on the top screen,
I was on the bottom screen,
running into a wall..
MLIA

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 8:45pm UTC

When I was your age
i watched
Out Of The Box
and
Rolie Polie Olie
not
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
and
Handy Manny
* these kids dont know what their missing *

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 6:10pm UTC

At the restaurant Waiter:Would you like a table, sir?
No, we will eat on the floor,WHAT DO U THINK!?
YYYYYYY

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 1:18pm UTC

Am i the only one?
That holds
my cat
above my head
and sings the
circle of life
YYYYYYY
FACEBOOK(:

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
July 28, 2010 1:37pm UTC

I Feel Like I Hear
goodbye
much more
Than I Hear
hellooo
YYYYYY

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
July 5, 2010 11:23am UTC

Sometimes,
I really hate looking through the top quotes.
Want To Know Why?
it makes me wonder
why the heck i didnt think of any of them
*************************

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
July 5, 2010 10:51am UTC

Ex-BoyFriends
are like that random piled crap underneath your bed;
forgotton, long gone, and sometimes even ruined.
But Sometimes,
you take these*items* out of their usual spot,
and remember the times,
the ups and downs,
the constant phone calls and texts
hanging out and going on dates,
that amazing spark when you would kiss,
And Then,
you remember how much you loved him,
how long you would think of him,
how much you cared,
how much you truly miss him.....
But Deep Down,
you know that he was the one;
that lied, cheated, or was never there for you.
and you must throw him back under the bed.
And Move On.
************************

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:08pm UTC

Did You Know? * *
that if you hold your nose closed
you cant hum ? *
* * *
favorite this if you tried(:

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 9:41pm UTC

Welcome To Hollister,
home of loud music and darkness * *
Would You Like *
a flashlight and earplugs? * *

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
June 6, 2010 3:05pm UTC

a m i t h e e o n l y y o n e??
*who watches something they arent supposed to on the TV... *
and then when the parentss come in, you just changee the channel to the *
* * newss? *
* * *

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
April 9, 2010 10:36am UTC

* * *
* Lacrosse *
* * 2010 *
i.love.it.more.than.people.can.see.
live it. RUNNING. LOVE IT <3
Catch It. TEAM TEAM COLORS
BLOCK. LIFE. THROW IT.
LAX NEVER GIVE UP. MY LIFE
fasest game practice makes
ON.2.FEET. sweat .PERFECT.
highlight.

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
April 4, 2010 12:30pm UTC

Dear Witty, *
could you pleasee *
tell me whyy
my quotes *
come out totally different *
than originally planned?
*
Sincerely, *
SomebodyWhoExperiencedThisAndGotAngry
*
P.S write back soon. *

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
March 7, 2010 9:32pm UTC

* s u r e e e *
*Theres No I In Team *
* butheckyea *
* Theres a M and an E *
* * * * * * * * *

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
March 7, 2010 1:41pm UTC

all the memories close to mee
JustFadeAwayy<---------
&& all thiss timee
YouWerePretendingg *
soo much forr
MyHappyEndingg...

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jessicaaxoxo24
posted a quote
March 7, 2010 8:30am UTC

letters startt withh
ABC <------------
*
numberss start withh *
123
*
mussic startss witthh
♫do-re-mi♫
*
and lovee startss withh..
you and mee *

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