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jessibieber

1. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   &
   because of Degrassi,
   I can never look at a banana the same way...
   EVER AGAIN.
   
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2. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 1:37pm UTC
   Winning: I freaking love this game!
   losing: this game is f*cking stupid!
   
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3. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 1:25pm UTC
   ♥
   Holding in your pee for as long as possible to see how long you'll pee
   ♥
   
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4. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 5:50pm UTC
   -EASY wouldn't exist without HARD
   -LIGHT wouldn't exist without dark
   -LOVE wouldn't exist without HATE
   -GOOD would 't exist without BAD
   just like I wouldn't exist without YOU
   -
   
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5. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 6:31pm UTC
   Whoever
   thought of 69 must be a MAJORLY perverted person.
   Format Credit to: AenslyLeon31 Do NOT remove.
   
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6. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 8:24pm UTC
   Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios.
   
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7. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2011 10:17am UTC
   ------------♥------------
   You is smaaarrrt,
   You is kiiind,
   You is important.
   ------------♥------------
   ~The Help
   
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8. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2011 6:41am UTC
   Haikus are easy,
   but sometimes they don't make sense.
   refrigerator
   
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9. jessibieber
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   "Sticks and stones
   may
   break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
   BIGGEST. LIE. EVER.
   
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10. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:01pm UTC
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    Um, you know your
    boobs are supposed to go
    in your shirt, right?
    jayciecutie01♥
    
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11. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Why is it cool
    to fail and act stupid ?
    nmf/nmq
    
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12. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 10:44am UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥////////////♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    When you walk into a room, I want to be the first thing you look for.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥////////////♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    
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13. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    It's called anti-joke.com
    sorry if you were offended
    
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14. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    There's this really slutty girl in my school, whose name i will not mention. the other day i was hanging out with this kid at a township event. during the fireworks, he said, "I need a trash can..." then he calls out the girls name... i'm still laughing and it was two days ago
    
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15. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    Who else is going to favorite every single quote about 9/11?
    ♥
    
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16. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Skinny jeans
    should have a weight limit.
    nmf
    
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17. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    You are what you eat. . . eat skinny people(:
    
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18. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Listen for sirens; cuz you just got burned !
    
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19. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    only beautiful girls can read this quote. you're beautiful, girl! take pride in yourself. you may be a little overweight, but guess what, hun? NOBODY'S PERFECT, and you are B E A U T I F U L inside and out
    
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20. jessibieber
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    I keep mixing up
    my facebook and my witty passwords/:
    
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