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jennydevine33

1. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 1:07pm UTC
   No Patrick,
   The Lid.
   
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2. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 1:28pm UTC
   *Coming back from the bathroom*
   Friend: Ok you go into the room first so we don't look suspicious
   
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3. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 12:32pm UTC
   When you put something down a
   little too hard..
   And your parents act like you just murdered a baby
   -__________-
   
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4. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 9:07pm UTC
   Haters?
   Evaporate.
   
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5. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC
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   When your friend does something wrong
   And you're like;
   No Patrick, The Lid.
   ---------------------------------------------------------------
   Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo
   
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6. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 1:27pm UTC
   You say you don't want me to like your friends.
   So STOP
   Flirting with mine.
   
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7. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   When you're reading a book in school, and one of the charactors has the same name as you.
   So everyone turns around to look at you like the charactor is based on your life..
   -_____-
   format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥
   
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8. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   It's Really Hard
   To see you smile around those other girls.
   To hear you laught and know I'm not the reason.
   To hear you tell me that you hate me.
   To see you throw away everything we had.
   To see you let go of the memories we shared.
   To look at you and try not to cry.
   To look at you and know that you don't look back.
   To hear that you've moved on when I haven't.
   To be holding on to what you let go.
   To want you even though it's gone forever.
   To love you while you're finding someone else.
   It's Really Hard.
   
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9. jennydevine33
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:12am UTC
   Red Head: Imma Ninja!
   Me: Naw son, you're a Ginja!!!
   haha my quote/ nmf <3
   
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10. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    **A bug dissapears when you are trying to kill it**
    "Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight!**
    
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11. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    2011:
    "I would catch a grenade for ya!"
    1800's:
    "I would grasp an intentionally fatal device for thee!"
    
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12. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    If You Die In An Elevator
    Make sure you press the
    Up Button ♥
    
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13. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    Wanting to give someone a higfive
    In The Face.
    with a cactus
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥
    
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14. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're watching a movie with your family, and a sexual scene appears. . . .
    
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15. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    That
    F i r s t sip of soda
    That makes you swallow really awkwardly. . . (:
    
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16. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    1. open new tab
    2. Copy this link;
    http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363&refid=12
    3. Paste in the new tab & press enter
    4. You will see the most beautiful
    person on the planet.
    p.s. You may be shocked, but its true ♥
    
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17. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Who else has noticed. . .
    How every Disney star eventually becomes
    a singer. . .
    
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18. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    2010;
    Shorty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out
    1850;
    Small madam is like a cheery tune in my noggen that I cannot bear to forget
    
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19. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    When you're 5
    And your mom's shoes are 500 times bigger than your feet. ♥
    
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20. jennydevine33
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Hurry Up
    And Wait
    
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