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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:13am UTC

My hair looks good:
3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower

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BravoSierra
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August 31, 2012 9:40am UTC

Me: I don't have any classes with anyone I know.My Parents: That's how you make friends!Me: No.

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 9:34am UTC

Walking around
with your eyes closed to see if
you could survive being blind.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:56pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
THE MUFFIN MAN Is about a drug dealer.
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON Is about smoking pot.
RING AROUNG THE ROSARY
Is about the black plauge.
What the F*** was wrong with my childhood? o.O
Format by Cookiedoughformats
my qoute

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Juliiiaaaxox
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:07pm UTC

What if websites had closing hours

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hanna1995
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August 25, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Katniss roles around in dirt and barely showers, but has 2 very attractive guys chasing after her.
I quit.

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derek_is_cool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Me and my mom watching some random movie on TV
mom: Derek, hunny, I need to tell you something important
me: what
mom: I am in love
me: well, I should hope so, you've been married for 20 years
mom: no, Derek. I'm in love with someone else
me: Oh God
mom: WITH FOOD!
me: Mom, you're so stupid
mom: om nom nom *eats popcorn*
me: mom, you sound like 95% of the Witty population
mom: really? do you think I should go on there?
me: MOM NO
mom: DONT KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY FOOD-LOVING SISTERS!
me: mom....please stop
mom: I'm not gonna let the haters keep me down!
me: I hate my life
mom: *throws handful of popcorn at my face*

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InspireButProblem
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

T h i s i s f o r t h o s e g i r l s . .
The girls who are there for everyone but have no one there for them.
The girls who fall for that guy who never notices them.
The girls who waste every 11:11 on something they know'll never happen.
The girls who act like they're happy but really cry themselves to sleep at night.
The girls who give the best advice but cant take it for themselves.
The girls who seem so strong but break down when they're alone.
T h i s i s f o r t h o s e g i r l s . .

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC

SON OF A B...iisccuitt
Oh, hey, mom
♥

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
THAT
AWKWARD
MOMMENT♥
when a teacher's butt is in your face and you're just like...
o.O
Format by Cookiedoughformats
my qoute

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:06am UTC

---^---^---^---^---^---^---^----------------------------------
if it stopped. . .who would miss me?

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Me: *is sick*
Me: *blows nose & blood comes out*
Little Brother: OH MY GOD YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD THROUGH YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC

*First day of school thoughts*
Me: I wonder who's in my class!
Me: *walks in*
Me: AW HELL NAW

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I tripped on my sister's bra
i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
oh em gee guise im so funny.

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Kyari*
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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screwthehatersx
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Miley Cyrus: Nobody's perfect
Selena Gomez: Who says you're not perfect
Kelly Clarkson: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Ed Sheeran: What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all
Taylor Swift: You are the best thing, that's ever been mine
Beyonce: You turned out to be the, best thing I never had
Adele: Never mind I'll find, someone like you
Backstreet Boys: I'll never find someone like you
Cee Lo Green: Forget you
Birdy: I'll never forget you
WHO DO WE BELIEVE HERE?

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dukey95
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 12:08am UTC

format by savxoxo12. If you remove this, I WILL know and you WILL be reported.
Who Else Remembers When Silly Bandz Were Cool?♥

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 12:05pm UTC

people who are Witty famous: aww I only got 763 faves on my quote!
me: HOLY CRAP I GOT TWO NOTIFS, I'M WITTY FAMOUS! I LOVE YOU ALL!

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SkyGhostGuitar20
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:08pm UTC

i just wanna be skinny.
not anorexic-looking..but skinny.
that type of skinny where people are like
"woah. i want her body."
that skinny that i can be confident
about.
i just want skinny legs& a flat stomach.
i feel fat whenever i look in the
mirror..
i know i'm not FAT..
but i'm sure not the skinny i wanna be.

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xEmmax
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:11am UTC

Deleting one "ha"
from your hahahahahaha, because you thought it was too much.

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