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jellybean99

Status: ( )Single. ( )Taken. (X)Hungry. :D Yep!

Member Since: 13 Oct 2012 03:00pm

Last Seen: 5 Aug 2013 09:55pm

Birthday: August 5

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 334447

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Hi. It seems you've stumbled upon my secret Witty profile,
stalker.
I'm an 8th grader and 13-years-old.
I'm crazy about a boy... who I
broke up with, but he doesn't know I still like him.

(+)Tacos, books, green, dark blue, music, swimming,
Gangnam Style, texting, being weird and random, animals,
K dramas, K pop, Harry Potter, Witty

(-)Haters, people who think they're cool, writing, work

Follow me on tumblr please: http://chesterson99.tumblr.com/
Follow for a follow :)

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jellybean99
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Is it just me or do most movies and books have the good girl fallling for the bad boy?

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jellybean99
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Hakuna Matata

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jellybean99
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Is it me or did something about Witty change?

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Someone play this computer game with me please.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:17pm UTC

When you're stressed,
you eat ice cream, cake,
chocolate, and sweets. Why?
Because stressed spelled
backwards is desserts.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:15pm UTC

When you dream about him,
but you wake up and wish it was
real.
</3

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 9:28pm UTC

I'm just having the best Monday ever.
And yes, Mondays can be good.
So, first he texted.
And now, I'm eating a whole bowl of ice cream to myself.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 11:54am UTC

Boy: I will never end up dating an ugly girl.
Boy: Why?
Boy: Because I don't believe they exist.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Stranger 2: The king is bored!
Stranger 1: lol sup!
Stranger 2: Quickly, we must amuse him with our conversational skills!
Stranger 1: yes! how are you today!!
Stranger 2: Good, thank you.I came here at random and am now making pointless chit chat to entertain our king who is too lazy to get off his chair and get a life.
Stranger 1: lol the king needs a life
Stranger 2: Whose shall we take, milord?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It made my day. :D

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Stranger 1: talk
Stranger 2: Eh
Stranger 2: Its a lot of work
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Lol. People these days.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Stranger 2: parles francais?
Stranger 1: I AM MEEPS # 1 FAN
Stranger 2: sprichst du deutsch?
Stranger 1: WHITE SOCKS
Stranger 1: MEEPY FACE
Stranger 1: TAPING ON MY MUSTACHE
Stranger 2: okay bye redneck
Stranger 1: MOO I AM A COW
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I died. xD

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Nothing is impossible because in the word, impossible, it says:
"I'm possible"

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Your skin isn't paper
Don't cut it.
Your face isn't a mask
Don't cover it.
Your size isn't a book
Don't judge it.
Your life isn't a film
Don't end it.
You are beautiful.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:51pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey wats ur name? :)
You: ..... bob
Stranger: bob the builder? :/
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Lol. I legit had this conversation on Omegle.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:06pm UTC

I swear.
Everywhere I go there's drama!

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:24pm UTC

"I've been told a
hundred times
that I would fail.
I've leraned not
to listen too
much to others."
-Chole Grace Moretz

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
hate cnnot drive out hate;
only love can do that."
-Martin Luther King Jr.

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jellybean99
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:02pm UTC

The internet is my life.
Without it, I would probably
be dead.