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jellibean

1. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2011 5:58am UTC
   DUDE,
   i SAID YOU COULD BORROW MY PEN
   NOT
   EAT IT!!!
   
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2. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 1:06pm UTC
   If my crush ever found my witty
   I'd be screwed!!
   
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3. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 1:00pm UTC
   Dear Hair,
   If you would cooperate then we wouldn't have to do this the hard way
   sincerely,
   Hot straightener
   
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4. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 12:55pm UTC
   Live
   Love
   Laugh
   
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5. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 12:53pm UTC
   GRUMPY AND IRRATIONAL
   DO NOT APPROACH
   UNLESS YOU HAVE
   CHOCOLATE
   
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6. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 6:52am UTC
   True friends are like daisies....you never know when one is going to pop up
   
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7. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 6:48am UTC
   ....Do you ever emotionally break down because you cant get your hair right? it happens to me ALOT....lol!:D
   
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8. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 6:44am UTC
   That really awkward moment when you are really annoyed at your mum and...... you throw a piece of cucumber at her face .....oops!
   
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9. jellibean
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 11:00am UTC
   I LOVE MY MUM!!! LOL
   HIGHLIGHT THE WORD ABOVE!!
   
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10. jellibean
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:28am UTC
    Lets all eat butterflies and poop out rainbows!:D lawl...xx
    
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11. jellibean
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:24am UTC
    The really awkward moment when you fall over whilst you are staring at your crush and you are wondering if anyone has noticed....lawl
    
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12. jellibean
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:11am UTC
    I want a boyfriend who doesn't get mad at me if i steal his sweatshirt!!
    
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13. jellibean
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:06am UTC
    Why does every single song have 2 be about love??? Why can't it be about food or something??:D.....lawl...xx
    
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14. jellibean
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:06pm UTC
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15. jellibean
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    That really awkward moment when your friend is making a joke out of the adult section on the t.v and you hear footsteps and O SH*T YOU CANT FIND THE REMOTE.....lawl....XD...x!!!!!
    
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