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I'm Jess, I love one direction as they are so inspirational and they always make me laugh! <3 1D foreves

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jein55
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:44am UTC

me: mum when you first met dad what was your impression?
mum: I thought he was a scary raper or murder with long hair and no sense of style
dad: : I did not have a bad sense of style
mum: your pants were on backwards and your hair was put into 2 ponytails
dad: : /
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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jein55
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:31am UTC

Parents...
They get us to spend our first 2 years of our life teaching us to walk and talk.
Then they spend the next 16 years telling us to sit down and shut up

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jein55
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:21am UTC

When I saw this quote I couldn't help but laugh a bit, hope it brightens up your day :)
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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jein55
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:17am UTC

Anyone else frustrated when you can't read a quote because the words are to closetogether, colour to bright or to small? Just me?

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jein55
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 1:40am UTC

Guys is you feel like reading something funny go to:
http://www.wattpad.com/3555156-magical-fantasies-instant-messaging-meet-the-team
Best thing eva and leave a comment and vote for it as it is awsome!!!

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jein55
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 1:31am UTC

Time is MONEY!!!!!
So live up to the moment :)

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jein55
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 5:37am UTC

"Now I'm stealing a car" Gotta love one directions song stand up :)

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jein55
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 5:34am UTC

For exactly 3 minutes and 18 seconds I actually feel beautiful
Thankyou one direction <3

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jein55
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 10:49pm UTC

You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world.