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Member Since: 22 Nov 2011 01:27pm

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I'm thirteen and hate my life.

  1. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    wow.. im even a loser on witty. no notifications just like facebook

  2. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS
    I HAVE ENOUGH OF MY OWN!!!
    Sincerely,
    Me

  3. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Try to find the Small "a" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAaAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... if you found it ,tomorrow you will be kissed !
    Now look For The "N" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMNMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMNMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM ... Now where is the Mistake : ABCDEFHIJKLNMOP QRSTUVWXYZ
    now make a wish after 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 & Now ... close your eyes and makes the wish ****
    Now copy it on your wall, click on "like" and your wish will come true ♥- ♥You have 10 minutes if not the opposite of your wishes come

  4. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    1) Hold your breath. 2) like this quote. 3)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath) 4) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.

  5. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!
    ps. this is a repost :))

  6. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    okay so...
    my grandparents got me this gorgeous guess purse and......
    IT'S AMAZING!

  7. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    APPEARANCE:
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than 1 piercing.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [x] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [] I almost always do my homework.
    [] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [x] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [] I've gotten lost in my city
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. (I havn't officially been diagnosed, but I'm sure I have it.)
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  8. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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  9. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:55pm UTC
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  10. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    I feel like curling up in a ball and crying. My life sucks.

  11. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Apparently the guy I love thinks it's okay
    to ruin my first kiss.
    All I wonder is why I still love him
    after everything he put me through.
    Between my tears and my heart
    they just can't seem to agree.

  12. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    My first kiss..
    wasn't amazing,
    wasn't special,
    and wasn't spontanious.
    It was when I got
    sexually assaulted.

  13. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Just found out that a guy I love is dating someone else
    When apparently he liked me too.
    FML!

  14. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. jdlover jdlover
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    LOVE IS NOT A GAME
    SO IF PLAYERS WANNA PLAY,
    THEY SHOULD PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE

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