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  1. softball_luver2 softball_luver2
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 9:30am UTC
    Are You Blind, Boy?
    can't you see the way she looks at you, like you're the
    most ( a m a z i n g ) thing she's ever seen?
    can't you see the way her eyes light up when
    ------> you walk in the room?
    can't you see the way she twirls her hair
    and laughs a little louder when you talk to her?
    you may say she's crazy;; but boy,
    she's in love <3

  2. die_hardcoldplay die_hardcoldplay
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 3:45pm UTC
    it kills me
    when you say her name a

  3. soccerplayer45 soccerplayer45
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    wanttobethatgirl
    who means the whole world to him;;
    and i want to be the one who hears
    "i love you" everytime he sees me.
    i just want to be that girl wrapped up
    tightly in his arms. i just want to be
    `* hisbeautifulgirl.

  4. teamjacob teamjacob
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 9:19am UTC
    &+ Don't say you love me.
    Unless you actually mean it. Cause I might
    do something crazy. Like go and believe it.

  5. xloveOMDx xloveOMDx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    OMG SO FUNNY u have to read the WHOLE thing.. made me laugh soo hard
    A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
    Dear Mom,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.
    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Love,
    Your son, Jonathan
    P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
    I love you.(Call me when it's safe to come home.)

  6. LetsCauseAScene95 LetsCauseAScene95
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 7:01pm UTC
    Spongebob: Remeber Patrick, flatter the customer.
    [man opes the door]
    Patrick: I love you

  7. im_that_girl_xoxo12 im_that_girl_xoxo12
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    BESTFRiENDS?
    not really. more like two girls who
    accidently met in pre school. two
    little girls who have been thru so
    much crap that we look back and
    laugh. too many sleepovers, too
    many fights over too many boys,
    [[ who by the way weren't worth it ]]
    too many pictures, too many texts
    so i guess you could call us
    B E S T F R i E N D S
    but we perfer the phrase
    S i S T E R S
    xo

  8. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2009 2:24pm UTC
    Looking for a perfect girl?
    Go buy yourself a
    BARBIEDOLL

  9. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2009 2:33pm UTC
    afterawhile
    you learn the difference between
    holding a hand & falling in love;
    you begin to learn that
    kisses don't always mean something
    promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made
    and sometimes
    goodbyes really are forever.

  10. smiless smiless
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    S O M E T I M E S Y O U H A V E T O
    FORGET HOW YOU FEEL©
    & R E M E M B E R W H A T Y O U D E S E R V E

  11. WITTYRECORD1 WITTYRECORD1
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    `---> i'm not right *
    and i'm not fine i wanna be rain that
    tastes like wine. i wanna be good, i
    wanna be great, i wanna be everything
    (except) for your m i s t a k e.
    -sister hazel
    quote made by: xoshelbylovexo

  12. WITTYRECORD1 WITTYRECORD1
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 2:04pm UTC
    I'm The Kind Of Girl
    who can get in the shower, & finally realize
    there are no towels. I'm the kind of girl you
    will have crazy memories with. I'm the kind
    of girl who will burst into tears from laughing
    so much, just cause she can. I'm the kind of
    girl who carries her emotions on her back.
    I'm the kind of girl who will make you
    (r e m e m b e r) what we had. yeah,
    I'm That Girl
    quote made by: xoshelbylovexo

  13. WITTYRECORD1 WITTYRECORD1
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 2:11pm UTC
    `--------> and i would give away
    my sweetest memories if i could just be with (you) again.
    quote made by: xoshelbylovexo

  14. WITTYRECORD1 WITTYRECORD1
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    were always searching for what
    we want, but never (realizing)
    `--->what we have ae
    quote made by: xoshelbylovexo

  15. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 11:27am UTC
    Darling,
    sometimes we must get hurt
    in order to grow - - we must
    fall, in order to k n o w ; ;
    sometimes our vision's clear
    only {after } they're washed
    away with
    tears

  16. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  17. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. WITTYRECORD1 WITTYRECORD1
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    girlslookmeupanddown
    anddonthavenothingtosay.
    butitsfunnyhowthewords
    comeoutwheniwalkaway.
    quote added by: bubbleliiciiousx3 (:

  19. chocomocogirlxox chocomocogirlxox
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 9:33am UTC
    every girl has a story
    some are long, while some are short, but every
    one of those stories consists of a boy and how
    h e b r o k e h e r h e a r t

  20. teamjacob teamjacob
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 8:50am UTC
    girls are superheroes.
    who else could bleed for a week and not die?

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