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jayhawkerr

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Member Since: 14 Dec 2012 10:00pm

Last Seen: 15 Dec 2012 11:11pm

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jayhawkerr
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December 14, 2012 10:30pm UTC
Today, I found
handcuffs, a whip,
and a mask in mommy's drawer I never knew she was a super hero!
I wonder if Daddy knows....

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jayhawkerr
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December 14, 2012 10:22pm UTC
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jayhawkerr
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December 14, 2012 10:18pm UTC
Pe t Pe eve #1
Crusty milk flakes when you pour yourself a glass of milk and you drink it... unaware..

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jayhawkerr
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December 14, 2012 10:07pm UTC
They should start
naming hurricanes
after ghetto
names, I mean I
don't know about
you guys but I'd be
terrified of
Hurricane Sha'Nay
Nay... Just saying.

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