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charmedem
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January 27, 2015 6:42pm UTC

If I agree to be normal,
I'm agreeing to never be awesome again.

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grlsmmy*
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January 26, 2015 8:43pm UTC

Late nights in bed crying
are honestly the worst nights
possible.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2014 4:30pm UTC

I appreciate it when I smile at a another girl and she smiles back.
It's like wow we aren't all spawns of satan.

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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2013 1:01pm UTC

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I want my cat to be a rapper.
so I named him Wiska Lifa.

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kaaarolcia
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April 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC

girlfriend: I'm scared.
boyfriend: What of?
girlfriend: That one day you will love another girl...
boyfriend: Too late, I already love another girl - and she looks quite like you...
girlfriend: Awwwww, our daughter? You're so sweet.
boyfriend: No, your sister.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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April 25, 2013 1:40am UTC

I think that if I died and went to hell
It would probably take me a week to realise
I wasn't at school anymore.

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inlovewithfinnharries
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April 25, 2013 6:25am UTC

Sunglasses-Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught
It's like facebook in real life....

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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jaydoxtator
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April 24, 2013 12:12pm UTC

The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.

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BravoSierra
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April 23, 2013 12:46pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Do you have 11 protons?
because you are sodium fine.

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LoveHateLife
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April 16, 2013 12:48pm UTC

YOU WATCH A MOVIE,
YOU GET SHOT.
YOU GO TO SCHOOL,
YOU GET SHOT.
YOU RUN A
MARATHON,
YOU GET BOMBED.
#prayforboston

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paramoreforever
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April 15, 2013 4:36pm UTC

My thoughts go out to all of the people effected by the bombings at the Boston Marathon.
It's really disgusting that someone would actually do that. I know people who were in the race. Thankfully they're okay.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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April 16, 2013 2:02am UTC

My Grandad got expelled from Catholic School
For referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as
J.C. and the boys.

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BravoSierra
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April 12, 2013 12:16am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Just got my financial aid award, I'm crying.
I get to go to college. ♥

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BravoSierra
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April 11, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Faces like yours, belong in a zoo.
But don't you worry, I'll be there, too,
Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

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hannahxx
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October 6, 2012 10:13am UTC

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Andreaxoxo
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June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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Brooke2011
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January 22, 2013 11:08pm UTC

The worst part about waking up in the morning
is remembering what you were trying to
forget last night.

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confessionsofadangerousmind
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April 10, 2013 7:42am UTC

it's not my birthday, and yet the flashing happy birthday cat banner is what i'm seeing... im not complaining though . c:

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