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jasperblue

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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cheerflyer4ever1
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December 12, 2011 8:33pm UTC
Are you stupid or something?
Something.
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happyfry66
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December 13, 2011 6:34pm UTC
If I'm ever on a date,
& it starts going bad im going to stand up,
and yell "i'm an actor, they are
all actors, and you're on MTV's
disaster date", while im running
the hell away.
♥

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loveforeverxo3
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December 13, 2011 7:25pm UTC
I love when girls get 50 bajillion likes on their profile pictures...
yeah, their pretty...
pretty good at using photoshop
lets just wait until their 30 day free trial ends...

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