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  1. happyfry66 happyfry66
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    That amazing moment when,
    you use a witty comeback to someone during school.

  2. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Silence
    is a girl's loudest cry

  3. Gymdancer288 Gymdancer288
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    The EARTH
    without art
    is just "eh"
    fave♥ if you get it.


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  5. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Hi, I'm a mirror.
    I'm designed to destroy
    Every pretty thought you ever had.


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  8. kaykayLOVE kaykayLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but i takes a lifetime to forget someone<3
    ... Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot
    nmf

  9. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Want to bang tonight?
    I meant hang, duck auto-cucumber.
    God donut.
    How the duck do I turn this off?
    It's painful watching you struggle man.

  10. ILoveYouBabeh ILoveYouBabeh
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when ,,
    |||||| THE BOY YOU
    LOVE ||||||
    :
    ----------------------------------- WOULD RATHER TALK TO YOUR BESTFRIEND
    {{{{{{ Than talk to you?}}}}}}
    /nmf
    n m f


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  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    That scary moment when
    You're being tickeled and it's that point where you actually start getting afraid you'll die from the torture.

  13. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Home alone!
    Expectation,
    PARTY! PARTY!
    Reality
    peeing with the door open

  15. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Elementary school: eww you kissed him!
    Middle school:C'mon kiss kiss kiss!
    High school: Seriously guys, stop making out and get a room!

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:08pm UTC
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  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    If life was a game,
    I'd be dead by now.

  18. vintagememories vintagememories
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    \
    *b e s t f r i e n d a d d s a p i c t u r e t o o f a c e b o o k*
    40 likes
    * i add a picture too facebook*
    1like,thanks mom.

    nmf/

  19. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
    Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
    The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
    The girl looked confused, and he just said
    "You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
    Then he turned to me and said
    "You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
    Guys like him give me hope♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  20. TheOnlyMustache TheOnlyMustache
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    I like you. :) Do you like me?
    No.
    :(
    You never asked if I loved you...
    Aww, do you love me? :)
    No.
    nmf/nmq

:)

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