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jimmy365
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May 26, 2013 7:16pm UTC

you guys
hold everything nicki minaj is 30
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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PurplePinkDreams
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April 26, 2013 4:37pm UTC

How I ruined some guy's pick-up line:
Him: Did it hurt?
Me: Huh?
Him: I said, did it hurt?
Me: Ohh you mean my nose piercing?
Him: What the.. I was gonna say.. um, nevermind...
Half true story.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”

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ChocoTaco
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April 26, 2013 3:51pm UTC

*Me when I order food*
Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order of ribs...
Me: And.....A diet coke
Me: No, strawberry shake
Me: No, a diet coke
Me: No, both.

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kristabff
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April 26, 2013 4:36pm UTC

This actually happened in science class today.
Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends during a video on hurricanes~
Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need to come sit next to you??
Girl: No thank you i'm straight!!
Oh my god.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:01am UTC

Me: MOM, LOOK!!
Mom: That's nice sweetie.
Me: ....oh that's cool
Me: You know
Me: How you saw without looking
tumblr

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Infinity on high*
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April 27, 2013 2:20am UTC

Does anyone else find it annoying when
famous people get things for free when they're the ones who can afford them?

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erica119
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 2:28am UTC

what is the purpose of training b.r.a.s ??
what are we trying to teach the b.o.o.b.s ??
they are trained to be the very b.r.e.a.s.t

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 2:28am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I don't understand the
the point of 'fun sized snacks.' What is so fun about smaller portions of food someone explain this to me please

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caoimhs289
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April 27, 2013 4:29am UTC

me: I'm going to get a top quote today!
*Jimmy365 comes online*
me: never mind

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:53am UTC

I'm 25% funny
"and 85% bad at math"

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:56am UTC

Mom: What happened to your hand?
Me: I dropped my laptop on it, it hurts a lot.
Mom: Wait... what?
Brother: You dropped your laptop on your hand?
Mom: do you know how much these things cost?? I told you to be more careful. You said you were going to be more respon-
Me: The laptop is fine, my hand is just bruised and bleeding.
Mom: Thank God. Phew. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My hand is fine, thank you for your concern.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:00am UTC

Getting mad
becouse your celebrity crush is cheting you

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 6:02am UTC

If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

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boo1255
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April 27, 2013 6:20am UTC

i always favourite my own quotes b/c it makes me feel more popular, o h

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boo1255
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 7:34am UTC

so there's this quiet kid in my science class who never says anything.
Yesterday the room went really quiet, until he looked up and said:
"don't you ever think that pens are giving paper tattoos?"

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 7:44am UTC

That awkward moment
When you realise your zipper's down.

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thatgirl74
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:28am UTC

picture this, your sitting hom alone and you sneeze.
then your phone rings and you pick it up.
the person on the phone whispers "bless you" then hangs up.

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AmbersWittyProfile
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April 27, 2013 9:36am UTC

last summer i was on a plane and i noticed the girl infront of me was on tumblr, so i got my followers to send her messages like 'i like the plane youre on' or complementing her on the clothes she was wearing

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Hale_Storm18
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April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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