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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:42pm UTC

you
is it just me,
or are more guys joining witty
by the second?

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wittyspaz
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June 13, 2012 11:00pm UTC

The Butterfly Project
1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies and draw a butterfly on your arm or hand.
2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you’ve killed it. If you dont cut, it lives.
5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special. Take good care of them.
7. Even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help.
♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jamiec
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC

When life gives you lemons,
TAKE THEM
Because hey, free lemons.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:25pm UTC

So I'm A Guy,
and I want to find the one.
I want to hold her everynight.
I want to sleep with her, just sleep.
I want to watch disney movies with her while cuddling.
I want to hug her from behind.
I want to make her feel like a princess.
I want to hold hands with her.
I want to kiss her, soft and gently.
I want a girl I can treat as my own.
Is that bad?

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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Steve
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 10:36am UTC

A psychologist at a girl’s college asked the members of his class to compliment any girl wearing red. Within a week the cafeteria was a blaze of red. None of the girls were aware of being influenced, although they did notice that the atmosphere was more friendly. A class at the University of Minnesota is reported to have conditioned their psychology professor a week after he told them about learning without awareness. Every time he moved toward the right side of the room, they paid more attention and laughed more uproariously at his jokes, until apparently they were able to condition him right out the door.
– W. Lambert Gardiner, Psychology: A Story of a Search, 1970

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Steve
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May 25, 2012 11:56pm UTC

"I used to work in a bakery as a pilot" "A pilot?" "Yeah. I used to take the bread from one corner and pilot in the other." - Curly Stooge

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nicolemarie28
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC

The worst thing you can do to a
girl is compare her to another girl
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
Last scene: him going underwater.
1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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wittyspaz
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died

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izzyrox226
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June 5, 2012 2:54pm UTC

America's Got Talent
Howard: Mire Money, you're a terrific kid you know that right?
Mire Money: Yes.

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Gleek12345
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April 25, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Love is like a ball of yarn at one point you think that the ball of yarn will never fully unravel until one day it just stops.

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Pretty_Legendary
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June 3, 2012 7:51pm UTC

This quote does indeed exist.

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jamiec
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June 2, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Google vs. Yahoo
Yahoo: " Unicorn are real"
Google: "Unicorns are for gangsters"
Now I know why everyone uses Google.

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cari2017
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June 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Circus
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Afro
Circus Afro Circus Afro
Polka Dot Polka Dot Polka Dot Afro

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:05pm UTC

Fave this quote if you watch any of these shows.
Gossip Girl. Glee. Pretty Little Liars. Vampire Diaries. Awkward. The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Switched at Birth. Friends. Modern Family. Make it or Break It. Jersey Shore. The Nine Lives of Chloe King. Secret Circle. Teen Wolf. The Lying Game. iCarly.
Comment with your favorite one.[:

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giaxnicole
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Love or Money?
FAVE - IF LOVE
COMMENT - IF MONEY

NOT MY FORMAT

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NYJKM6
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March 22, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Favorite if you love one direction.Comment if you don't. just looking for the ratioof one directioners to the people who dislike them.

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