jamaicamecrazyy

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Irony:
Getting Pregnant
on a pullout couch

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 2:15pm UTC

"She ain't a rockstar,
but she's got boobies!"
"Mom, for the millionth time,
its groupies."

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 2:13pm UTC

"Like a cheesestick"
"No Dad, it's
like a G6"

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:38pm UTC

*Walks up to stranger*
Excuse me...but uhh are you an angel cause, no thats not it...is there a mirror in your..something like that...did you fall from heaven...dammit. just take your pants off.

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:29pm UTC

kony is a scam on facebook
they are taking your money!!
1/3 of the money goes to school, the other 2/3 goes to advertising kony and paying the workers.

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Please do your research on Kony before you start acting like you know exactly whats happening

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:56am UTC

Kony was a threat to children years ago, but hasn't been for awhile.
Our government is watching Kony and make sure he does no harm. Please do your research before you believe something like this. That 30 min video can be made by even you. When you donate to this cause it goes to 3 parts just like they said. Do you know what those 3 parts are?
1. Schools
2. Advertising Kony
3. Salaries for those work for this program.
And you know what else?
Your money hardly even benefits the schools. So if you wanna be a good person, donate your money that you KNOW WILL GO TO A GOOD CAUSE

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:35am UTC

Kony 2012
Did that get your attention?
It probably did. Listen and HEAR ME OUT. This program/experiment is a scam. Kony was a threat to children years ago, but hasn't been for awhile. Our government is watching Kony and make sure he does no harm. Please do your research before you believe something like this. That 30 min video can be made by even you. When you donate to this cause it goes to 3 parts just like they said. Do you know what those 3 parts are?
1. Schools
2. Advertising Kony
3. Salaries for those work for this program.
And you know what else?
Your money hardly even benefits the schools. So if you wanna be a good person, donate your money that you KNOW WILL GO TO A GOOD CAUSE
such as American cancer society or animal shelters or care.com or your church.

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:19am UTC

Brocolli: I look like a tree...
Walnut: I look like a brain...
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella...
Banana: Guys!???? Change the subject!!!!

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:10am UTC

Me: Anything you can do i can do better,
I can do anything better than you!!
Boyfriend: Challenge accepted.

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Honestly, how is this new witty solving things? witty is our home. quite dull now. taking away the color doestn make much a difference does it. Ive had to go to school my whole life with uniforms. Its uncomfortable right?

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 2:58pm UTC

For: Written2GetherI'm Robin.Things in my life don't come that easy. So dont estimate me. My ex-bestfriend and ex-boyfriend are now together. But who needs them anyways? They weren't cry over a broken heart kind of situations. I was alone, but I had the confidence to bring anyone down.Let's say I wasn't on the top of the popularity pyramid yet but the only girl above me is wsa about to go down. She doesn't deserve that. I do.Sure, I seem like a prep, but I'm not. I just want to get my way. And honestly Ill admit I'm stuck up. I have the guts to say that. You see, I'm athletic and #1 at like everything. Thats what makes me so agressive at everything. I have long curly brunnette hair thats just jaw dropping. But i understand how you think. You think that blondes are always the best. Not in this town, honey. I'm a hot mess brunnette and you know what? We make the best psychos. So. watch. out,But here I am. Day 1 of torture. My father just enrolled me in this bording school after getting caught at a drinking party. So this is gunna be a new experience of "change" as he says. Whatever that means. And just as I put my bags in what was going to myroom here, the door opened and my roomate entered. Even after everything that I've been through, I've kept my cool, but right this moment I couldn't control it. I broke down. This is my mess.

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:43am UTC

Hitting your funny bone....Yeah bud, thats freakin hilarious.

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:50pm UTC

nancy drew adventure computer games are amazingg!!!! it's a fun game to play and an awesome mystery to solve pleasee tryyy:)

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:48pm UTC

explaining to your boyfriend what nancy drew sleuth detective computer games are.....

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:46pm UTC

That awkard moment
When you are in the bathtub
and your whole family is in the bathroom...

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Ill admit to you.
I'm alone. Family problems, broken heart, and not one single person i can call my bestie.
Wouldn't it be nice if i could have someone there for me...
would anyone want to take the time and get to know me and be my close friend...

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Since when did John Tucker
come to our school?

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 6:02pm UTC

*Complains*-Me
"Oh suck it up. You'll live"- Mom
Yea,not satisfied though;)

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jamaicamecrazyy
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Ill admit. I feel terribly stupid when I
Run over my own banana in mariokart

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