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  1. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a son first, then a daughter;
    So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

  2. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  3. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  4. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  5. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  6. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:52am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Livv♥* Livv♥*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 11:56am UTC
    I'm jealous of my parents!!
    I'll never have a child as cool as theirs...

  8. Livv♥* Livv♥*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 11:02am UTC
    Me rushing in the morning:
    Me: Where is my shoe? Oh, there it is, under that pile of-- What IS that???

  9. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 4:53am UTC
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    WHAT DA FARK?!?!

  10. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  11. BENdrowned BENdrowned
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    "I may look like I'm smiling on the outside, but on the inside, I'm wondering why you're scared"

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 12:33am UTC
    The only way a guy should hurt
    a girl is from hugging her too tight.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 3:30am UTC
    Cinderella
    is proof
    that a new
    pair of
    shoes can
    change
    your life
    .-.

  15. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 6:50am UTC
    Kanye W be like:
    ...I am my favourite rapperrr.

  16. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 6:52am UTC
    When im in the to!let nak3D
    my shower turns on.
    O_O

  17. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 6:55am UTC
    -Knock on the door-
    Police: Open up!
    Me: NO! your gonna scream at me.

  18. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 6:57am UTC
    Someone: Your fAt
    Me: I'll eAt you

  19. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 7:50am UTC
    Have you ever tried saying smells like popcorn right afetr you fart. XD

  20. jakeyy_dw jakeyy_dw
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    Just be yourself an original is worth more than a copy.

:)

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