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jakeyy_dw
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November 8, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Dear maths
please grow up and sovle your owns problems.
im tired of sovling them for you.

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jakeyy_dw
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 11:52pm UTC

the brocilli says 'i look like a small tree',the mushroom says i look like a umbrealla,the walnut says i look like a brain',and the banana says'can we please change the subject?

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jakeyy_dw
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November 26, 2013 3:21am UTC

If you have a issue,get a tissue

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jakeyy_dw
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November 26, 2013 3:18am UTC

Your mama so fat,so when she jumps in the ocean,the whales sings "We are family".

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jakeyy_dw
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November 26, 2013 3:12am UTC

When you have a hammer in your hands, everything around you starts to look like a nail.

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jakeyy_dw
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 11:54pm UTC

in the morning
you beg to sleep more
in the afternoon
you are dying to sleep more
and at night
you refuse to go to sleep

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jakeyy_dw
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 6:48am UTC

Kanye West makes a song about gold diggers...
Then has a baby with Kim Kardashian.

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jakeyy_dw
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February 4, 2014 7:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jakeyy_dw
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 7:32pm UTC

When someone annoys me im like
Its called Fekk off
located over their -points both fingers to the person-

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jakeyy_dw
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 7:22pm UTC

Someone: -Sings- Im bringing seccy back
Me: No your the reaso it left.

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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briiitttttttany
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July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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iwrotethisforyou
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May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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ilovemycraziess
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May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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