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  1. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 8:35pm UTC
    -&you know you love him when...
    you remember the first time you ever herd somebody say his name
    3 years ago. <3

  2. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 10:35pm UTC
    When a boy MISSES you
    GIRL FACTS
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --when you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you
    she wants
    you to hold her hand
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind..
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
    questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be
    with her
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
    pause,
    she is not fine at all
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever
    --When a girl says she can't live
    without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are
    her future
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that
    Guy Facts---
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you...
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause
    he means it
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest,
    he has the world
    When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else
    repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise u (:
    if you dont, you will die unhappy..
    Was there someone in your mind as you read this?
    Don't deny it, you know you never want to lose this person
    post this as:
    IF YOU'RE A GUY: When a girl MISSES You
    AND
    IF YOU'RE A GIRL :When a boy MISSES You
    [ I hope he does Call, Kiss, Text, And / or Suprise me.. :\ ]

  3. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 9:41pm UTC
    "My Crush"
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject
    "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...
    DON'T screw it up.

  4. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    Summer School Sucks Balls!!!!!
    tip: don't fail English!

  5. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    sorryy, i don't usually do these things, but i got kinda scared. i have no idea why haha. i'm lame, i know (: but i wanted to do this just incasee.
    omg, it's on google... i looked it up..

  6. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    PERIODS SUCK...
    =[
    COMMAS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!=]
    =]
    LOVE,
    SMOSH

  7. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    type your name:
    Alison
    now type it with your feet:
    a;loiswolnmj-------i have big toes
    now type it with your elbow:
    al,jkiisolpn--------idk what happened.....
    now type it with your nose:
    alislpon--------------wow i did good....
    now type it with your chin:
    Zza,liksolnhjm------oh boy, i am horrible at this
    now type it with your fist (wow this is gonna be good):
    zl,kiszlojn--------i cant even find me name...AT ALL

  8. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    Friendship
    A single ROSE can be my garden... a single Friend , my world.

  9. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.
    all mine :]
    sorry...no jocking!!!
    love,
    jakeykitties

  10. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2010 3:34pm UTC
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  11. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 4:18pm UTC
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  12. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 11:07pm UTC
    DOSE
    ANYONE
    KNOW
    ANY
    GOOD
    TECHNO
    MUSIC
    ?!
    no lyrics i just want a good beat!!!
    thnxs!

  13. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 12:18am UTC
    .-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.
    »WE ARE IN IT TOGETHER«
    you and me are friends
    you smile I smile
    you hurt I hurt
    you cry I cry
    you jump off a bridge.....
    I will miss you e-mails
    .-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.}~{.-'*'-.
    all mine : )
    please don't jock it
    love,
    jakeykitties

  14. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    HELP ME PLEASE
    ==================================
    I NEED GOOD MUSIC.
    AND FAST!!!!
    -I LIKE-
    MCR
    MSI
    SEVEN STORY FALL
    INCUBUS
    COBRA STARSHIP
    AUGUST BURNS RED
    THREE DAYS GRACE
    SILVERSTEIN
    SUM41
    RISE AGAINST
    SENSES FAIL
    PARAMORE
    METRO STATION
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    YOU KNOW THAT STUFF
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    SO IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE TELL ME.
    I LOST ALL MY MUSIC ON ITUNES SO WANT TO GET NEW MUSIC.
    THANKS!!!

  15. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2009 7:40pm UTC
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  16. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2009 1:53am UTC
    What Every Kiss Means<3
    kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
    kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
    kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.
    What the gesture means...
    holding hands; Wwe definitely like each other.
    slap on the butt; that's mine.
    holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
    looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
    playing with hair; tell me you love me.
    arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
    laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    if you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in l♥ve.
    Requirements;
    post this again after reading!!
    or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, L♥VE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as what every kiss means

  17. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 10:11pm UTC
    alright so im only reposting this because theres some drama going on at my school, it even got up to the superindendent guy because someone sent this to this kid tyler and he got so scared because he didnt repost it and went to the principal and everyone that sent it to someone (including me!) got in MAJOR trouble. so yeeeeeeea.
    DONT READ THIS!
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

  18. jakeykitties jakeykitties
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 6:52pm UTC
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