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  1. Katie_Payne97 Katie_Payne97
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Guy 1: Hey i just got my first kiss!
    Guy 2: Bro... Your mom doesn't count.
    Guy 1: Yeah... But yours does.
    BURNED
    © format by: h0peful

  2. cantlivelikethis cantlivelikethis
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:59am UTC
    The hardest thing to do
    Is watch the person you love
    Fall in love
    With someone else

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. kaitylev717 kaitylev717
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:23am UTC
    *girl walks into class late*
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Girl: I was blowing bubbles in the bathroom
    Teacher: Fine go find your seat
    *another girl walks in late*
    Teacher: And why are you late?
    Girl: Sorry I was blowing bubbles in the bathroom
    Teacher: Fine.
    *Boy walks into class late*
    Teacher: Let me guess, you were in the bathroom blowing bubbles
    Boy: No..........I am Bubbles

  4. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Have you ever typed" I'm fine(: " while tears streamed down your face?i know i have.nmf

  5. soccergal25 soccergal25
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:50am UTC
    thanks for all of u who read this
    okay so i broke up with my bf but he says it was HIS fault but its not its mine and he wrote in my yearbook im sorry it was all my fault but i broke up w him cuz ppl were saying i like anouther guy which i did but i was saying i didnt now i dont tho we still say i love you and stuff but if i get 10 favs by tonite i will ask him out ik u guys r like she just wants favs but its true i really love him but i am really shy if u read this thanks

  6. Justbeingher6 Justbeingher6
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:46am UTC
    Why can't you see me? i'm still here. i'm not invisible.

  7. xxdiary_of_a_teenage_girlxx xxdiary_of_a_teenage_girlxx
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:58am UTC
    The last person you think about before you fall asleep, is the one who truly owns your heart ♥. format by sandrasaurus

  8. tigerkid tigerkid
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:30am UTC
    you're just a daydream away

  9. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Yeah, I'm smiling..
    but you're not the reason anymore.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  10. soccergurl2696 soccergurl2696
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    If you hate yourself…
    &If you think that you are...
    Too fat, too thin, too tall, too short, too slow, too quiet, too dumb, too nerdy, too clumsy, too loud, or too ugly
    Then click the <3
    and look at how many favs it got
    Then realize you're not alone,
    Because nobodies perfect
    and neither is society

  11. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Sometimes, life gets hard.
    But we need to remember how many great things that there are in life.
    Me and my fellow wittians have worked together to make a list of just a few of them, to look at when times get hard.
    \\______________________________________________________________________________//
    1. Flowers in spring
    2. Free food
    3. Witty
    4. Reading encouraging bible verses
    5.making music
    6. lattes
    7. working hard to get what you want
    8. knowing you've really helped someone
    9. finding people you can really talk to
    10. writing
    11. singing
    12. long walks
    13. good books
    14. sunsets
    15. roses
    16. the first time you hear a great song
    17. hugs after being apart a long time
    18. having a good workout
    19. the smell after it rains
    20. dancing and not caring who sees
    21. candy
    22. eating cookies fresh out of oven
    23. baking
    24. hot chocolate on a cold day
    25. those 'had to be there' moments
    26. ice cream when its hot
    27. the little kids at lemonade stands
    28. family and friends
    29. birthday presents
    30. opening things on christmas
    31. smiling and meaning it
    32. swinging on swingsets
    33. art
    34. painting
    35. playgrounds, even when you're too old
    36. playing in the rain
    37. little puppies
    38. doing something for YOU
    39. dressing how you want
    40. finding a new way to express yourself
    41. winning a sports game
    42. beating a friend at something
    43. riding in car with windows down
    44. blasting your favorite song
    45. random hugs
    46. embracing uniqueness
    47. feeling worth it
    48. Feeling good about your appearance
    49. Knowing you've overcome something
    50. Double, triple, quadruple rainbows
    51. Sunshine peeking through a raincloud
    52. Climbing trees
    53. Drawing with chalk like a little kid
    54. Going for hikes in the forest
    55. Skiing/boarding down hills really fast
    56. Knowing you made someones day
    57. Making new friends
    58. getting a perfect score on a quiz
    59. finally finding that perfect outfit
    60. getting out of school for the summer
    61. music that describes you perfectly
    62. Best Friends
    63. Sisters&Brothers
    64. Life Chats
    65. Letters from friends
    66. finding out the truth
    67. movies
    68. summer
    69. days at the beach
    70. looking back at good memories
    71. looking through old pictures
    72. knowing people care about you
    73. spending time with loved ones
    74. those friends who make you feel great
    75. knowing you've stayed strong
    76. finding faith
    77. having hope in something
    78. saving a life
    79. lending people a hand
    80. never giving up
    81. dreaming
    82. having no homework
    83. succeeding at something
    84. medaling at a big competition
    85. chocolate
    86. nighttime
    87. the beach
    88. when someone loves you
    89. knowing one day, you'll be old enough to do what you've dreamed of.
    90. Meeting someone very inspirational
    91. Going to a band concert
    92. Parties
    93. Sleepovers
    94. Meeting someone important
    95. Being told that you're beautiful
    96. Falling in love
    97. Finding out that they 'like you' too
    98. Finding out who you are
    99. Finding something really, really fuzzy
    100. Proving someone wrong
    101. Realizing that there is just so much to live for ♥

  12. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    No headphones= You can talk to me.
    1 headphone= You can talk to me if I like you.
    2 Headphones= F*ck off

  13. mayakh mayakh
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like running away?
    Just suddenly leaving.
    No note,
    no warning.
    Just getting your stuff,
    and leaving.
    BECAUSE I ALWAYS DO

  14. XOandrea257 XOandrea257
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:16am UTC
    That Beautiful Moment
    when you walk into class and there's a sub.

  15. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    No matter how much a girl says they
    don't want a boyfriend,
    or that she's happy being single,
    always know that she wouldn't mind a hug or someone
    to kiss her on the cheek once in a while. ♥
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Curled Up On The Floor,
    barely breathing, she can't take much more.
    Blade in hand with her back to the door.
    Maybe now they'll realize, she's broken to the core.

  17. june321 june321
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:40am UTC
    When a fish in a fishtank stops moving:
    Normal People: Omg whats going on? is it dead? maybe i should feed it! MOOMM!!
    Me: FISHY!!!! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!!!!! ***taps hard on glass***
    finding nemo ♥

  18. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    I liked witty so much more a year ago.
    before, when people could come on and post whatever was on their mind, and not be judged.
    When we all united because of the things we have been through and the advice we could give to others.
    You could get a top quote by just expressing your feelings.
    We could scroll through top quotes and laugh, or we could scroll through a relate to almost every single one.
    Now?
    More than half the quotes are pointless. Such as "favorite is your single, comment if you're taken"
    That doesn't matter. They do it for top quotes. The quotes mean NOTHING now. Instead you can come on and read every single word One Direction has ever said.
    Just a vent.. Anyone who has had a witty for more than year will understand and agree.

  19. missrose12 missrose12
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    (One Direction in a horror movie)
    Killer: *Calls Zayn* I see you.
    Zayn: Omg, really? Do I look good?
    Killer: ...
    Killer: *Enters in kitchen* What are you doing?
    Niall: Making a sandwich.
    Killer: At a time like this?
    Niall: Theres always time to eat.
    Killer: ...
    Killer: *Opens door room* What the--
    Louis: Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy!?
    Harry: COME BACK TO BED BOOBEAR!
    Killer: ...
    Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* Hey guys! There's a killer in our house! He's trying to kill us! That's not very nice...
    Killer:
    Killer:
    Killer:
    Killer: I need a new hobby.
    1111

  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Giving Gum to a Friend
    is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

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