kaitylev717 posted a quote
May 31, 2012 9:23am UTC
*girl walks into class late* Teacher: Why are you late? Girl: I was blowing bubbles in the bathroom Teacher: Fine go find your seat *another girl walks in late* Teacher: And why are you late? Girl: Sorry I was blowing bubbles in the bathroom Teacher: Fine. *Boy walks into class late* Teacher: Let me guess, you were in the bathroom blowing bubbles Boy: No..........I am Bubbles
soccergal25 posted a quote
May 30, 2012 8:50am UTC
thanks for all of u who read this okay so i broke up with my bf but he says it was HIS fault but its not its mine and he wrote in my yearbook im sorry it was all my fault but i broke up w him cuz ppl were saying i like anouther guy which i did but i was saying i didnt now i dont tho we still say i love you and stuff but if i get 10 favs by tonite i will ask him out ik u guys r like she just wants favs but its true i really love him but i am really shy if u read this thanks
If you hate yourself… &If you think that you are... Too fat, too thin, too tall, too short, too slow, too quiet, too dumb, too nerdy, too clumsy, too loud, or too ugly Then click the <3 and look at how many favs it got Then realize you're not alone, Because nobodies perfect and neither is society
Fake_a_smile posted a quote
May 28, 2012 3:36pm UTC
Sometimes, life gets hard. But we need to remember how many great things that there are in life. Me and my fellow wittians have worked together to make a list of just a few of them, to look at when times get hard. \\______________________________________________________________________________// 1. Flowers in spring 2. Free food 3. Witty 4. Reading encouraging bible verses 5.making music 6. lattes 7. working hard to get what you want 8. knowing you've really helped someone 9. finding people you can really talk to 10. writing 11. singing 12. long walks 13. good books 14. sunsets 15. roses 16. the first time you hear a great song 17. hugs after being apart a long time 18. having a good workout 19. the smell after it rains 20. dancing and not caring who sees 21. candy 22. eating cookies fresh out of oven 23. baking 24. hot chocolate on a cold day 25. those 'had to be there' moments 26. ice cream when its hot 27. the little kids at lemonade stands 28. family and friends 29. birthday presents 30. opening things on christmas 31. smiling and meaning it 32. swinging on swingsets 33. art 34. painting 35. playgrounds, even when you're too old 36. playing in the rain 37. little puppies 38. doing something for YOU 39. dressing how you want 40. finding a new way to express yourself 41. winning a sports game 42. beating a friend at something 43. riding in car with windows down 44. blasting your favorite song 45. random hugs 46. embracing uniqueness 47. feeling worth it 48. Feeling good about your appearance 49. Knowing you've overcome something 50. Double, triple, quadruple rainbows 51. Sunshine peeking through a raincloud 52. Climbing trees 53. Drawing with chalk like a little kid 54. Going for hikes in the forest 55. Skiing/boarding down hills really fast 56. Knowing you made someones day 57. Making new friends 58. getting a perfect score on a quiz 59. finally finding that perfect outfit 60. getting out of school for the summer 61. music that describes you perfectly 62. Best Friends 63. Sisters&Brothers 64. Life Chats 65. Letters from friends 66. finding out the truth 67. movies 68. summer 69. days at the beach 70. looking back at good memories 71. looking through old pictures 72. knowing people care about you 73. spending time with loved ones 74. those friends who make you feel great 75. knowing you've stayed strong 76. finding faith 77. having hope in something 78. saving a life 79. lending people a hand 80. never giving up 81. dreaming 82. having no homework 83. succeeding at something 84. medaling at a big competition 85. chocolate 86. nighttime 87. the beach 88. when someone loves you 89. knowing one day, you'll be old enough to do what you've dreamed of. 90. Meeting someone very inspirational 91. Going to a band concert 92. Parties 93. Sleepovers 94. Meeting someone important 95. Being told that you're beautiful 96. Falling in love 97. Finding out that they 'like you' too 98. Finding out who you are 99. Finding something really, really fuzzy 100. Proving someone wrong 101. Realizing that there is just so much to live for ♥
••••••••••••••••••••••••••• No matter how much a girl says they don't want a boyfriend, or that she's happy being single, always know that she wouldn't mind a hug or someone to kiss her on the cheek once in a while. ♥ •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Curled Up On The Floor, barely breathing, she can't take much more. Blade in hand with her back to the door. Maybe now they'll realize, she's broken to the core.
When a fish in a fishtank stops moving: Normal People: Omg whats going on? is it dead? maybe i should feed it! MOOMM!! Me: FISHY!!!! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!!!!! ***taps hard on glass*** finding nemo ♥
I liked witty so much more a year ago. before, when people could come on and post whatever was on their mind, and not be judged. When we all united because of the things we have been through and the advice we could give to others. You could get a top quote by just expressing your feelings. We could scroll through top quotes and laugh, or we could scroll through a relate to almost every single one. Now? More than half the quotes are pointless. Such as "favorite is your single, comment if you're taken" That doesn't matter. They do it for top quotes. The quotes mean NOTHING now. Instead you can come on and read every single word One Direction has ever said. Just a vent.. Anyone who has had a witty for more than year will understand and agree.
(One Direction in a horror movie) Killer: *Calls Zayn* I see you. Zayn: Omg, really? Do I look good? Killer: ... Killer: *Enters in kitchen* What are you doing? Niall: Making a sandwich. Killer: At a time like this? Niall: Theres always time to eat. Killer: ... Killer: *Opens door room* What the-- Louis: Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy!? Harry: COME BACK TO BED BOOBEAR! Killer: ... Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* Hey guys! There's a killer in our house! He's trying to kill us! That's not very nice... Killer: Killer: Killer: Killer: I need a new hobby. 1111