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  1. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:34am UTC
    Did you know that... ☆ Kissing is healthy.☆ It's good to cry.☆ Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. ☆94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. ☆Lying is actually unhealthy. ☆You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. ☆It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. ☆89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. ☆It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.☆ Chocolate will make you feel better. ☆Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. ☆A good friend never judges. ☆Boys aren't worth your tears. ☆We all love surprises. ☆Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted

  2. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 1:31am UTC
    Find The U..
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    Fave If Your Found It Comment If You Did'nt.(;

  3. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 2:26am UTC
    READ!
    Me: Get On Witty.
    *Looks At Top Quotes*
    All Hunger Games And One Direction.
    Give Atleast 1 Day without OneDirection.
    Yes I Do Love Onedirection There Smoking Hot And There Music Rocks.
    But Come On One Day! Fav If You Agree!
    If I Get Over 150 Faves Than Its A Deal We Have To Go Without A Day
    Without talking About Hunger Games And 1D.(;

  4. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:56am UTC
    It`s funny how Red, White, and Blue represent freedom.......until the cop car colors are flashing behind you.

  5. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:18am UTC
    That Momment When Your Going To The Bathroom And You Think Your Gonna Get Sucked Up.

  6. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Cop: Are You High And Drving?
    Me: No No I Chinesee!!
    Cop: Okay You Can Go..
    Me: Thanyouuuuuuu Copyy!
    True Story!

  7. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Me without You is like...
    FaceBook with No friends...
    Youtube without Videos..
    An Google With No Results...

  8. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 3:50am UTC
    Does Febuary March? No But April May..;3

  9. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 1:06am UTC
    Say Pigs Before Every Word
    1: Pigs
    2; About
    3;Talk
    4;To
    5; Person
    6; Crazy
    7; This
    8; Got
    9; I
    10; Long
    11; How
    12;look
    Now read it backwards!!!!

  10. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Im Ten. And I just Wanna Kill Myself. No One Cares.. ;(

  11. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Fav If You Get On At Only Knight Evreyday..

  12. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 12:57am UTC
    You've got a little piece in my heart. With your name engrave on it, that no one else can never, ever take away. <3

  13. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 12:56am UTC
    They say they're gunna fix my brain.
    Alleviate my suffering and my pain.
    But by the time they fix my head.
    Mentally i'll be dead.♥

  14. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Saying Lol To Someone But Behind The Screen Ur Not Even Laughing Out loud.

  15. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:13am UTC
    - Please Read If U Hate Bullying!-
    Lol So This Girl On This Game I Played Was Being Mean And I Told Her: Pick On Someone Ur Own Age Or Go Get A Life. Thats My BestFriend And She is Sweet. She did Nothing To You. But, Your Just Being A Stuck Up Bch. Im Asking Nicely To Get Out of Her Life And Go On With Ur Life. Bye!!.. So Than She Must Of Knew I was Right Lol Because Her Come Back Was: I'll Find U And Cut You With A Big Nife!! And So I Was Like: Lol Ur Gonna Cut Me? Like To See You Try(; Lol.. Cut A Box That Will Let Out Ur Anger(; And Than She Was Like: I Have Cut 100 People Beforee And i was Like: Really? So Clearly ur A Witch Lol.. And I Just wanted To Share That Because I Think It Was Funny How Her Come-Backs Were Lol(; Oh And I Was Not Bullying Her She was Bullying My Friend And I was Protecting My Friend. And She Bullies Alot More People On The Internet..-STOP BULLYING-

  16. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Hey!! I Just Met You But Here Is My Number Call Me Maybe?!(; And Than At The End U Find Out He Is Gay..

  17. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    That Momment When U Cant Deside Which Gum U Want And Ur Doing Enie Meanie Minie Mo.. Just Me?

  18. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Always The Bit-chez Have Boyfriend's..

  19. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Realife can be a funny thing
    We do things that we regret.
    Like when we didn't say I Love You
    Or when we should've said Im sorry.
    There's a time for silence.
    And there's a time for waiting your turn
    But if you follow your heart
    And you so clearly know what you need to say
    Then know it
    I don't think you should wait
    I think you should speak now.

  20. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 10:00am UTC
    1
    life is about being yourself
    Someone only You can be...
    Someone only You can understand...
    Someone that is unlike everyone else.
    Someone that doesn't copy others to
    look the same.
    Someone who is unique.
    Because You are You.
    Be original. Be creative.
    ♥ Be yourself ♥

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