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  1. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    whenever i fill out an application that says
    " In case of emergency contact/notify ________ " i put "DOCTOR"
    like really, whats my mother gonna do.?

  2. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    we were give ;
    two hands to hold
    two legs to walk
    two ears to listen
    & only
    o n e heart
    why? because the other one was given to someone else. for us to find

  3. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    every story
    has an end
    but in life
    every end
    is a new
    b e g i n n i n g

  4. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    dont follow my footsteps
    i run
    into walls

  5. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    girls look at me up &nd down &nd dont have nothing to say
    but its funny how the words come out when i walk away

  6. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    we r soo cool
    that ice cubes are jelous of us ;)

  7. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    its not PMS its y o u

  8. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    me and you are best_friends !
    you smile, i smile
    you hurt, i hurt
    you cry, i cry
    you jump off a bridge... im gonna miss u

  9. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:52pm UTC
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  10. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    heres to the guys that love me,
    the losers that lost me,
    and the lucky bastards that get to meet me ;D

  11. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:46pm UTC
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  12. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ;)

  13. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    dont worry about taking life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.

  14. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    hey mister, tell your pants its not polite to point

  15. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    when i said "i'd hit that", i meant with my car.

  16. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    a good friend will comfort you when a boy rejects you, but a bestfriend will go up to him and say...
    " its because your gay! isnt!?"

  17. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil.

  18. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 29, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    FOLLOW ME ; AND I FOLLOW YOU BACK :)

  19. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    a child says to his mom... "mommy! i colored on your sheets with lipstick!"
    the mom then started beating him until he was unconscience. her eyes filled with tears regreting what she did to him as she begged for him to open his eyes, but it was to late. his tiny heart had stopped beating. when the mom walked into her bedroom the sheets said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY"
    favorite if yout against child abuse

  20. izzyXo23 izzyXo23
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    October 20, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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