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1. 伤*
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC
   "can i help you with something?"
   no i stood in this line for 15 minutes just to say hi
   
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2. 伤*
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 5:20pm UTC
   I just reached 4, 000 followers
   THANK YOU SO MUCH!
   
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3. Bowgirly
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC
   I keep my thoughts to myself because nobody understands them anyway.
   
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4. Jade672
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC
   DO you ever just want to sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existance?
   
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5. Jade672
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   There's a smile on my face,
   but I don't know why it's there. I put it on to satisfy people who don't even care.
   
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6. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 10:51pm UTC
   Pretty words and a fake smile
   do alot to hide whats vile.
   
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7. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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8. Onism*
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 2:48pm UTC
   I hate when shops try to pass off something grey as silver
   Just me?
   
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9. CookieMonster09*
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 4:47pm UTC
   Favourite Youtuber: I'll have a
   new video tomorrow!
   Me: *12:03am* He's late!
   
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10. dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    You know what's stupid?
    The concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their
    teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting
    them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives.
    
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11. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I wonder if someone's ever seen me at school and gone,
    "Woah. That's Hale_Storm18."
    
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12. glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Whoever snuck the "s" in "fast
    food" was a clever little bas/tard.
    
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13. ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    "You're entitled to your wrong opinion."
    An opinion cannot be wrong.
    The ignorance is literally oozing out of that sentence.
    
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14. glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    I'm single by choice. Not my
    choice, but still a choice.
    
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15. glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Looking up symptoms online is
    not a good idea. Pretty sure I have scurvy, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, dry skin, leprosy, and death.
    
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16. happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Spongebob will get his license
    before Taylor swift finds love
    
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17. glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    I'd fight a bear for you. Not a
    grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those bit/ches for you. ♥
    
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18. kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Should I start going outside more
    or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe
    
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19. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Reasons to date me
    1)
    2)
    3)
    4)
    5) lol please
    
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20. kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    My relationship with my boyfriend
    is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.
    
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