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iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins

1. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 9:52pm UTC
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   A woman
   does better
   research than
   the FBI
   *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
   
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2. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:48pm UTC
   Dear Nike,
   I Did It! Now what??
   Sincerely, Pregnant Teen
   *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
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3. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:45pm UTC
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4. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:40pm UTC
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   My Love for you is like a mirror,
   You can break it into a million pieces but when you look close...
   You're still in it. </3
   *iwasbornwihtGlitterinmyVeins*
   
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5. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:35pm UTC
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   When im sad ,I sing...
   But then i realize my voice is much worse than my problems:)
   *IwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
   
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6. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:29pm UTC
   *this took forever XD
   ♥
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   When faced with two decisions flip a coin....Because for that second its in the air
   You realize exactly what your wishing it will be....
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7. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   Dear Mom and Dad,
   Thanks for trying to be original.
   Sincerely,
   I can never find my name on a keychain....
   *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
   -♥-
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8. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 9:08pm UTC
   The Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time your born & only stops when you take test.
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9. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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   December 11, 2011 8:51pm UTC
   Why must my neighbors have "Super Bass"?
   *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
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10. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 11, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    Dear Monsters Inc.,
    Well this is akward........
    Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia...
    *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
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11. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 11, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    So I heard you like water......
    Good, you already like 70% of me.
    ;)
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12. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Pickles are just Hotdogs
    That got so angry that they turned into the
    Hulk
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13. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    Pickles are just Hotdogs
    That gpt so angry that they turned into the
    Hulk
    *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
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14. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    ❤
    Don't Waste electricity, would you like it if i turned you on and walked away? ;)
    ❤
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15. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    It Should not matter if we are
    black
    white
    blue
    green
    pink
    yellow
    or red
    We're all Power Rangers
    
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16. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    I hate it when a shower has two options:
    Third degree burns
    or
    Skinny dipping in Antarctica
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17. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    Dear Rebecca Black,
    At least I brush my
    teeth in the morning.
    Sincerely, Ke$ha.....
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18. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    Broccoli:"I look like a tree."
    Walnut:"I look like a brain."
    Mushroom:"I look like an umbrella."
    Banana: "Dude?! Change the Topic!"
    *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
    
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19. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Dentist: "So do you have anything planned for vacation?"
    *Poke,prod,scrape*
    You: "Waa aa agaaaa baaa."
    Dentist: "Oh really? Exciting!"
    *iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins*
    .
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20. iwasbornwithGlitterinmyVeins
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    December 10, 2011 12:24pm UTC
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